Hello there, dear listener. Please have a seat and lets get started. You will find everything is laid out as indicated in your orientation materials (OM) and the requisite intonations will play as soon as you are ready. If you have yet to recieve your orientation materials (OM), or you have any questions what so ever, please take a moment to visit the informational kiosk at [ eniramb.us ]. Please remember that there is no guarantee of success with this or any other method in this field. Please bear in mind that you should NEVER under any circumstances listen to any of these broadcasts while wearing headphones. Now, prepare your instruments, listener. You may experience some discomfort.