Silence!

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Cosmic comic book discussion and songs from Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die of Mindlessones.com

Episodes

  • SAVAGE BEAST no.13

    SAVAGE BEAST no.13

    30/04/2021 Duration: 02h33min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.13: B-Pocalypse Now In this thirteenth episode, we take a look at the cheery world of low-budget apocalypse films. It's the end of the world as we know it and we feel fine. Films discussed include: Split Second (Tony Maylam, Ian Sharp, 1992) Starfish (A.T.White, 2018) The Day The Earth Caught Fire (Val Guest, 1961) Warriors of the Wasteland (Enzo G Castellari, 1983) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • Episode 90: SILENCE! #293

    Episode 90: SILENCE! #293

    20/04/2021 Duration: 01h48min

    I’LL SAVE MY BREATH AND TAKE IT WITH ME, TIL A HUNDREN YEARS OR SO Blurbs. Does anyone actually read them? The Beast must Die created this format for the SILENCE! show notes and it has become a hated chore for whoever is unfortunate enough to be creating it. Am I just typing into a void? Tell you what, if you’re reading this, let us know by writing the secret phrase, “OH DEAR LORD MY GUTS ARE FULL OF SQUID!” and tweeting us, emailing to us or posting it on the Facebook page. Thanks. The Beast Must Die is back to save Christmas a full eight months early. The Beast has got naked and gone bathing in a world of eased restrictions, rubbing dusty old comics all over himself. Full report inside. Gary Lactus has a great new business idea. Come with us to Reviewniverse, with The Union, The Spiral Cage and 2000AD‘s Summer Offensive featuring Judge Dredd, Big Dave, Slaughter Bowl, Really and Truly and Maniac 5 of course. @frasergeesin @thebeastmustdie silencepodcast@gmail.com You can support us using

  • Episode 89: SILENCE! #292

    Episode 89: SILENCE! #292

    14/04/2021 Duration: 02h06min

    Broken partings making strange goodbyes. Hopeless cases with fake alibis This is your blurb. Deal with it, yeah? Get excited because this SILENCE! is a The Beast Must Die Solo Special! By that we mean The Beast is extremely busy and off on his own, working hard and, crucially, not appearing on this podcast. Nevertheless, Gary Lactus loves to party (alone in his car like sad, middle aged man who is wondering where it all went wrong) so he’s invited some top guests to fool around with and have a really great time. What’s that sound of creaking gears and whining servos? Why, it’s Spare 5 who, although not a real boy, has real things to say about David Lapham’s Silverfish and the film, Psycho II whilst Gary moans about superheroes in general. Douglas Noble comes along to talk about Pocket Chillers and Tarzan. Interesting to note that Douglas danced part of a 1980 Legs And Co routine continuously throughout recording. Of course, this is an audio-only presentation and doesn’t come accross when liste

  • Episode 88: SILENCE! #291

    Episode 88: SILENCE! #291

    30/03/2021 Duration: 01h47min

    WELL THEY LOOK SO GOOD I WANNA EAT ‘EM, AND THEY TASTE SO GOOD i GET TO NEED ‘EM Okay, I want you to split into two teams. Now you guys are the red team, and you guys are team two. Now, everyone in the blue team needs to split up into teams of one and practice the trust exercises I showed you earlier. Team One, I want you to elect a leader then shout any ideas that come into your head at them. There’s no bad ideas here, brown sky thinking but you have to do this in complete silence. Okay, now I want the green team to split into two groups then those groups who will be Team A and Team Seven. Those teams then need to split in two once more and those groups split in two again and agin until everyone is in Team Blood Red And Bisected Lying Dead On The Floor. I’m off to the staff room to watch pornography. And Richard? You write the blurb. They said it could easily be done and they were right! It’s SILENCE! #291! Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die have both got into separate scrapes recently. Listen to them t

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #12

    The SAVAGE BEAST #12

    23/03/2021 Duration: 02h25min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.12: Moviedrome In this Very Special Episode episode, we take a slightly different approach and discuss the idea of curation in cinema, focusing on the beloved British cult film show Moviedrome. Films discussed include: Terminator (James Cameron, 1984) Jabberwocky (Terry Gilliam, 1977) Assault On Precinct 13 (John Carpenter, 1976) Vanishing Point (Richard C. Sarafian, 1971) Manhunter (Michael Mann, 1986) A great Moviedrome resource can be found at https://moviedromer.tumblr.com Matrin Scorsese interview https://harpers.org/archive/2021/03/il-maestro-federico-fellini-martin-scorsese Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #11

    The SAVAGE BEAST #11

    05/03/2021 Duration: 02h11min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.11: Checking Out - Hotel films In this eleventh episode, we take a look at the liminal world of hotel-baseed horror films. Films discussed include: The Beyond (Lucio Fulci, 1981) The Innkeepers (Ti West, 2011) Motel Hell (Kevin Connor, 1980) Barton Fink (Ethan & Joel Coen, 1991) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • Episode 85: SILENCE! #290

    Episode 85: SILENCE! #290

    28/02/2021 Duration: 02h01min

    I ASKED THE ICE, IT WOULD NOT SAY BUT ONLY CRACKED OR MOVED AWAY Daddy, I don’t want to write the blurb. But you said you wanted to write the blurb. I don’t want to write the blurb. I want to play with the train track. Okay, I’ll set up the train track for you… There you go. Daddy I don’t want to play with the train track. But I just made the train track for you. But I don’t want to play with the train track! What do you want to do, then? I want to write the blurb. We said it would happen and here it is! SILENCE! 290! Gary Lactus and The Beast Must Die kick off this momentous recording with some of the finest chat on Earth, forged in the white hot heat of aimlessness then cooled in the pure waters of lockdown boredom then tempered with the hammer of pointlessness on the anvil of stretched metaphors. That is to say, they talk about John Cooper Clarke’s autobiography, I Wanna Be Yours, the Stan Lee biography, True Believer, Richard Herring’s Ball and King Rocker and Birds Of Prey. Oh, and they totally forge

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #10

    The SAVAGE BEAST #10

    08/02/2021 Duration: 02h16min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.10: Bloodlines - Family films In this tenth episode, we take a look at the disyunctional world of cinematic families. Films discussed include: Hereditary (Ari Aster, 2018) Ready or Not (Matt Bettinelli-Olpin, Tyler Gillett, 2019) Animal Kingdom (David Michôd, 2010) Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2 (Tobe Hooper, 1986) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • Episode 83: SILENCE! #289

    Episode 83: SILENCE! #289

    27/01/2021 Duration: 02h05min

    THE GAME WILL NEVER BE OVER BECAUSE WE'RE KEEPING THE DREAM ALIVE   Oh my goodness gracious! Ugh! What's that unholy stench? Oh, I see. It's bloody Gary Lactus writing the blurb. Why's HE writing the blurb? He's crap at writing the blurb, (and he smells). Huh? It's The Beast Must Die's birthday?! And Gary's special gift to his best pal is writing the blurb for him? Man, that's a shit present! Is that literally all he's doing for him? What a chundering arsehole! I'm glad I don't have a "friend" like Gary Lactus. Welcome dearest of listeners to the closest thing The Beast Must Die will get to a birthday Party. Here's a special podcast for a very special boy. <ITEM>There'a a luxuriously long preamble where your main characters talk merrily about Big Train, Look Around You and The Geesin Family Output, The Lovecraft Investigations, The Beef And Dairy Network and  Petscop. Oh, and The Beast reviews Gary Lactus's Journey To The Surface Of The Earth #2, still interminably available

  • Episode 82: SILENCE! #288

    Episode 82: SILENCE! #288

    08/01/2021 Duration: 01h44min

    BILLY THE KID DID WHAT HE DID AND HE DIED Boy did you see that? That was something wasn’t it? It sure was something. What do you mean what was it? I have no idea. I just know it was something. Yes sir, it sure was. Something, that is. Couldn’t say for sure exactly what, but let me tell you I know that it was *something*. I know what it wasn’t though. It sure wasn’t a BLURB. New Year, New SILENCE! New Year, New Podcast! New Year same old sad sacks of mince Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die! It’s a packed episode, designed to fill the howling voids of uncertainty in your brains. First up SILENCE! Cos I’m Watching The Telly! wherein the Beast talks up the myriad pleasures of the Doom Patrol TV show. Then the pair have a good old natter about Feels Good Man, the strange and depressing descent of Pepe The Frog. Take a hop, skip, slip and plunge into the Reviewniverse. Happy talky talky happy talk, talk about things you like to read….The Far Side, Calvin & Hobbes, Midnight Men, Howard Chaykin Bingo, Pirate C

  • SAVAGE BEAST OFFICE XMAS PARTY

    SAVAGE BEAST OFFICE XMAS PARTY

    03/01/2021 Duration: 02h19min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast Office Xmas Party In this special holiday episode, we load up on egg-nog, rest our hands on our sated bellies and talk through some of the films we've watched over the festive periofd. Films discussed include: The Wolf of Snow Hollow (Jim Cummings, 2020) Gremlins 2: The New Batch (Joe Dante, 1990) Fritz The Cat (Ralph Bakshi 1972) Happy Feet (George Miller, 2006) Freeway (Matthew Bright, 1996) Whistle and I'll Come To You (Jonatham Miller, 1968) Leap of Faith: William Friedkin on The Exorcist (Alexandre O. Phillipe, 2019) Planes, Trains & Automobiles (John Hughes, 1987) Showgirls (Paul Verhoeven, 1995) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #9

    The SAVAGE BEAST #9

    26/12/2020 Duration: 01h54min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.9: Red Snow - Winter Horror Films In this ninth episode, we close the curtains, stoke the fire and keep the cold away with some of our frightful frosty favourites Films discussed include: Black Christmas (Bob Clark, 1974) Pontypool (Bruce McDonald, 2008) Ravenous (Antonia Bird, 1999) Last Winter (Larry Fessenden, 2006) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • Episode 79: SILENCE! #287

    Episode 79: SILENCE! #287

    17/12/2020 Duration: 01h39min

    DEEP BLUE, I VOTED YOU SPORTS PERSONALITY OF THE YEAR “YOU THERE BOY! WHAT DAY IS IT?” “It’s Christmas Day, sir!” “Then there’s still time! Tell me, boy; is that fat goose still in the window of the butcher’s?” “Yes, sir!” “Then take this money and go buy it for Bob Cratchit and his family!” “But it’s Christmas day, sir. The butcher’s is closed.” “Oh… Then smash the window and grab the fat goose!” “Sir, you DO know that it’s just a display fat goose? It’s the plastic one that’s there every year.” “Why, you saucy urchin! Any more cheek from you and I’ll give you a thrashing! Now smash that window, grab the fat goose and take it to Bob Cratchit’s house!” “Fuck off, mate!” HOX3 Etc. Welcome to our very, very special December 18th episode of SILENCE! It’s like a scrooge convention in here. Come in, the water’s filthy and will probably give you dysentery. After some moaning about everything (including the lack of interest in Gary’s own comic, Journey To The Surface Of The Earth), there’s some bigging up of the

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #8

    The SAVAGE BEAST #8

    08/12/2020 Duration: 02h33min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.8: There's A Ghost In My House - Haunted House movies In this seventh episode, we discuss one of the true horror staples. Films discussed include: The Amityville Horror (Stuart Rosenberg, 1979) Sinister (Scott Derrickson, 2012) Ghostwatch (Lesley Manning, 1992) The Stone Tape (Peter Sasdy, 1972) His House (Remi Weekes, 2020) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #7

    The SAVAGE BEAST #7

    16/11/2020 Duration: 02h04min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.7: Best Served Cold - Revenge movies In this seventh episode, we discuss the most primal of all filmic narratives, REVENGE! Films discussed include: Blue Ruin (Jeremy Saulnier, 2013) Dead Man's Shoes (Shane Meadows, 2004) I Saw The Devil (Kim Jee-woon, 2010) Revenge (Coralie Fargeat, 2017) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • SILENCE! #286

    SILENCE! #286

    11/11/2020 Duration: 01h40min

    BUT DON’T DESPAIR, THIS DAY WILL BE THEIR DAMNEDEST DAY BARMAN! Hey barman! It’s brrn s heckuva day all over hasn’t it? Just a HECKUVA day. I’ll be goddamned. My throat is parched. So why don’t you sidle over here and pour me a nice stiff podcast. Straight, no chaser, just make sure it’s got a real high percentage of unqualified opinions. Maybe top it up with juuuust a touch of hot air. Perfect. Now I’m gonna knock this down and shake off this goddamned day. What do you mean, tip? It’s a brand new day, a bdand new world, a brand new existence! But more than that it’s a brand new SILENCE! with your hoary old pals Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die. Couldn’t you just kiss them on their wet little noses? Some honest-to-goodness Sponsorship, some chat about the apparent exit of the world’s orangest, angriest baby, and news of our digitable at the virtual ThoughT Bubble 2020 festival… Reviewniverse time baaaaaybee and it’s packed to the gills with comic shaped treats: The Green Lantern, We Only Find Them W

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #6

    The SAVAGE BEAST #6

    05/10/2020 Duration: 01h51min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.6: Sideways Superheroes In this sixth episode, we discuss superhero films, through a twisted lens. Films discussed include: Joker (Todd Phillips, 2019) Super (James Gunn, 2010) Brightburn (David Yarovesky, 2019) Darkman (Sam Raimi, 1990) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • SILENCE! #285

    SILENCE! #285

    29/09/2020 Duration: 01h58min

    WHAT DO YOU MEAN THERE’S NO MORE? ALL OF THE RATIONS? SOUND THE ALARM, THERE MUST BE A STOWAWAY! After you. No please, I insist after you. Really dear boy, I absolutely mean it – after you. Dear me no, don’t be silly, I wouldn’t DREAM of it. AFTER YOU. TSK, TSK, I SIMPLY WON’T HAVE IT GOOD FELLOW….. AFTER. YOU. NNNNNNNNNGGGGHHH….PPPPPPOPPYCOCK GOOD SIR…AFTER. YOU. AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAFTERRRRRRRRRRRRRR YOUUUUUUUUUU!!!! Well, if you’re oing to start coming on all hoity-toity… I say. Where’s the door gone? Comics, baby, just the way the everlovin’ everlastin’ intended. All served up by those worn-out skin-suits Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die in a salty dish of SILENCE! Some thrilling cat-related updates, then a hotttt new section ‘SILENCE.. I’M LISTENING TO SOMETHING ELSE!‘ with The Beast’s reckymend of the SYFY podcast ‘Behind the Panel’ detailing the history of Vertigo Comics and the general aceness of Karen Berger. The duplicity of Neil Gaiman, and Warren Ellis doesn’t like Jac

  • The SAVAGE BEAST #5

    The SAVAGE BEAST #5

    14/09/2020 Duration: 01h59min

    The cult film podcast with Mat Colegate (aka Lord Nuneaton Savage) & Dan White (aka The Beast Must Die). The Savage Beast No.5: Deadlights - Terrible Stephen King films In this fifth episode, we discuss the the murkier depths of the vast pool of Stephen King-related films. Films discussed include: Children of the Corn (Fritz Kiersch, 1984) Maximum Overdrive (Stephen King, 1986) The Lawnmower Man (Brett Leonard, 1992) Sleepwalkers (Mick Garris, 1992) Cell (Tod Williams. 2016) Check out The Savage Beast tumblr, for some visual accompaniment to the discussion: https://savagebeastpodcast.tumblr.com/ Follow us on Twitter @SavBeastPod

  • SILENCE! #284

    SILENCE! #284

    08/09/2020 Duration: 01h36min

    I’VE BEEN SAVING UP FOR A LIFE LIKE THIS, YOUR GOD IS BOOING YOU OFF STAGE AND YOUR HEROES DON’T RESPECT YOU SILENCE! Haiku: Jaded comics fans We do our duty for you No need to thank us Dragging itself into the light like a flea-bitten, depressed lion at a run-down zoo, here’s a new SILENCE! to “brighten” your “days”. Gary Lactus & The Beast Must Die have a nice warm package for you that smells distinctly like comics… The very losest notion of sponsorship? I suppose. There’s a run through of the contents of 2000AD Prog 284. Silence! Because The Film Has Started takes in Snowpiercer and Eurovision. There’s also some chat about the end of the cUrrent Hellblazer as well as a eulogy that cannot possibly do justice to the tragedy of Chadwick Boseman’s death.Plus a Great New Competition? Reviewniverse is calling your name…will you answer it? We did and this is what happened…Doom Patrol Weight of Worlds, Prisoner: Shattered Visage, Doom 2099, Abslom Daak: Dalek Killer and James Stokoe’s Sobek are all disc

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