Rekt Reviews

Erik, Paul and Chris inaugurate the show with a review of Jurassic World, the gazillion-dollar-grossing cautionary tale on the dangers of messing with nature…yet again. Paul and Erik let their hater flags fly, exposing the movies weaknesses and ill-executed conceits, leaving Chris to defend the movie’s raison d’etre on his own. Everyone finds common ground in the fact that seemingly, God never closes a Goldblum without opening a Pratt.