Uva Radio

Mayor Pete Buttigieg of South Bend, Indiana, thinks he can be the next US president, but we all know your secret Pete. You're a child-gobbling lizard who hasn't possesed empathy or integrity since 2003 and you are not fit to draw the same breath as the great Bernard Sanders. In other news, top-tier candidate Kamala Harris drops out of the race and Liz Warren can't handle hecklers. Party Roulette with Felix Faillace is spinning faster than ever.