Starfleet Academy Truants

J.J. Abrams doesn't really like Star Trek, and it shows. Not that there's anything wrong with that. But why would you hand over the franchise to someone who's just not into it? Mouse and Kris are back after a long hiatus, and we're complaining about Star Trek movies again. We can find something to like about the modern reboots, but it's tough going in a world where everything is gray and imbued with the constant threat of being erotically sucked into space.