Bad Words Club

John is recording from a closet now! He feels safe and sounds great and has some AMAZING MOVES. We hear back from our number one fan and decide to drag her for some reason, despite her very nice thank-you email. John definitely says “corbid” instead of “corvid.” For some reason we end up weaving two different titles into cult stories, and honestly I would join either one of them. We get mad at every Bethany and pick up a lucrative Coldstone Creamery sponsorship maybe? Stories discussed in this episode: Pools of Ignorance, Five Inch Mask, The Crystal Lips, and Coldstone Fox.