For My Son

Welcome to Episode 3 of the "For My Son" podcast. I do not have a son. This is a series of life lessons and anecdotes I am passing on to potential future man-sprogs because I am aware that my memory is fading fast and that one day I’ll be too dead to pass on my most useful tidbits. This is directed towards dinkle-equipped progeny largely because I have not yet enjoyed living life and learning its lessons as a lady-person. If I should be given that chance in the future I will do my utmost to redress the balance. I do not expect you will agree with everything I have to tell him, in fact I expect a lot of people will be shocked and appalled, but these stories represent the truth as I wish it had been presented to me when I was young. I am making this public for the entertainment of the general public. I look forward to reading their comments, although I should make it clear that there are few opinions in the world I respect and the chances are theirs is not among them. 80% of them are, statistically-speakin