Hearty Dice Friends

"Tell me, young man, what are you prepared to sacrifice to win the Premier League? Oh yes, yes, your time, your money, your friendships. These concerns are as dust when compared to the cost of true power. What if you were willing to sacrifice... a goat? Come, take up this carpet knife, join me by the crimson block, and you'll get the Hat Trick you so sorely crave." Also featuring: - The Best Vancian Magic Spell - Skeleton Impersonations - Spotlight moments - Pog Tycoon - Calm Your Tits: An Immersive VR Experience And at least one more thing, I reckon! We love you. - G+C