You've Never Seen That!?

Well ladies and gents, summer is officially here and that means all that garbage out there is getting awwwwfuly hot, and it's no surprise it's showing up all over the internet on our show. This week we watched the CW show Vampire Diaries and to quote my dog, Obi... woof. Also, rough. For a show that makes Twilight look like an actually well thought out story, and not just a trope of a trope of a trope of a fan fiction of a fan fiction, all we can say is it IS indeed actually a show, but most certainly not a very good one. Granted it's not written for two dudes in their twenties on the internet, but we do manage to reminisce about old times when teen after school slice of life movies didn't involve aggressive sex slavery through supernatural magic, underage drinking of Dom Perignon (seriously, who drinks 200 dollar bottles of champagne at 16? Get a plastic bottle of Mad Dogg 20/20 like the rest of us and GROW UP), and gratuitous violence. We come up with some more awful, awful phrases for having coital relatio