Stab! Cuts

In "Vows to an Asshole" panelists are presented with a universally recognized asshole, to whom they will be professing their undying love and commitment in their own personally prepared wedding vows. Under this altar of woven limbs, Alfonso Portela proclaims his love for Vlad the Impaler to be ever greater than any stack of dead babies this or any other world world has ever known. Listen to the entire episode HERE: http://www.stitcher.com/s?eid=39940050