Trapped In The Cage With Nicolas Cage

You read the guest right. Just go with us on this one. Francis Ford Coppola's third outing with Nicolas Cage results in Peggy Sue Got Married, featuring young Master Cage as a twenty-two year-old playing a forty year-old that flashes back into a seventeen year-old. All the while he maintains an accent something along the lines of a more lifelike Professor Frink. Wait, that's just Jerry Lewis. So I guess a cartoonier Jerry Lewis? No, that seems wrong too. I'm gonna go sit on this one a bit and hopefully won't accidentally hit publish before I think of a better joke.