Trapped In The Cage With Nicolas Cage

TRANSMISSION BEGIN TRANSMISSION ADDENDUM PREVIOUS AUDIO RECORDING WAS MISSING CRITICAL DATA FROM THE LAST FIVE TO TEN MINUTES. EVEN AN ALLCONSUMING MANGOD LIKE MYSELF MAKES AN OOPSIE DAISY ONCE IN WHILE. SUBJECT YOURSELF TO MANDATORY MEMORY SCRAMBLING AND PROCEED TRANSMISSION RESUMES AS NORMAL THIS RECORDING WAS RECOVERED FROM THE RUINS OF WHAT WAS ONCE RICHMOND VIRGINIA. IT HAS BEEN PUBLISHED UNDER THE AUTHORITY OF THE NEW AMERICAN GOVERNMENT. ANY CITIZEN WITH INFORMATION ON THE WHEREABOUTS OF THESE TWO MEN ARE TO REPORT IMMEDIATELY TO YOUR LOCAL INTERROGATION AND REEDUCATION FACILITY. END OF LINE