Eldritch Dice Podcast

This is a song Runt learned to perform while at his stay at The Drowsy Horseman in episode 4. It is a hit at every tavern across all of Highland. Verse 1: Her cheeses are famous with a master's technique. From Southport to Valheim, but, my, do they reek. Each wheel is a treasure. The Lord would agree. Folks travel for miles for some cheddar or brie. Verse 2: One night while her husband was bundling the hay, an ogre came suddenly and snatched her away. He saw the large footprints and knew what to do. He gathered some stuff and began to pursue. Chorus: My, oh my, oh how do they reek The good wife knows how to make a cottage stink. Verse 3: He entered the cave and emptied a sack. The ogre stood up, and readied an attack. Some pots and some pans, some clothes and a comb. He blew her a kiss and headed back home.