On The Rails

WHAT’D WE MISS? It’s the return episode of ON THE RAILS, featuring Ten Bones co-founders Pete McGelligot And Claire Gresham! The gang goes in on Fall TV, but not before praising Banksy, exploring what’s wrong with Fortnite, and drinking oh so very much Jack O Blast. It’s a pumpkin flavored rum. Shit gets drunk-y. All that and Scott announces an ON THE RAILS spin-off?! Don’t lower those expectations — strap the fuck IN.Featuring Captain Morgan’s Jack O Blast Rum and Downeast Pumpkin Cider!RULES:When anyone drinks without needing to drink, take a drinkWhenever Scott starts speaking with an open vowel soundWhenever Claire says “That’s Interesting”The Yeah Yeah Yeah RuleWhenever our dogs are mentioned“Lower Those Expectations:” — Whenever anyone is unnecessarily self deprecating“No Meaning Yes” (From Clue) — When Pete Agrees By Disagreeing“Bond How British Am I?” (From Superego)— When Pete Geeks Out About British Game Shows“It’s Okay Stewardess I Speak Jive” — When Scott Drops Some Dope Slang“I Wonder What Happen