Old V. Gold

From the mind of Joel Schumacher springs 1987's "The Lost Boys," about a California beach town infested with gays-- um, vampires. Will the dreamy young newcomer be turned homosexual-- um, nocturnal by these rummage-sale-costumed hooligans, or can the '80s super duo of Feldman/Haim, or maybe Oily Sax Guy, save him? Join our three-quarters vampiric-- um, gay panel to find out!