Straight Off The Top Of My Headlines

In this episode special guest Ian R. Buck joins me in a series of entrapments as we discuss how great Soylent Green treats their people, Jeff Goldblum keeps getting Daddy comments on his relatable minion memes he posts on Facebook, we discover the phenomenon of age transference, we talk about our own dads, we can’t 3D print objects that are green, our sensitive butts can’t handle lego cars, drones are gonna kill us all like a genocide run of Undertale, Domino’s will accept pepperoni and mushrooms as your taxes, we learn to be careful of the electric snake attached to your devices, we teach you how to properly prepare dog diarrhea, the Internet is tyrannistic, social experiments are a poor excuse to be a douchebag, I need to watch Princess Bride, stopping the McElroy Brothers is easier than expected, Stephen Hawking had Big Dick Energy, I recount my most embarrassing childhood story, phone calls are weird if you can only hear half of them, Wisconsin is weird and backwards according to our good friend Ian, peop