Happy Hour With Dennis And Erik

Buy a round! Become a Patron! Links Juleøl (Wikipedia) Jack Benny (Wikipedia) Milton Berle (Wikipedia) Tigers vs. Tigers Results (ESPN) Pinocchio - Motivational Speaker ad (YouTube) Woodchuck Geico Commercial (YouTube) Original Dead Parrot Sketch (YouTube) Owner: Well, he’s…he’s, ah…probably pining for the fjords. Mr. Praline: PININ’ for the FJORDS?!?!?!? What kind of talk is that?, look, why did he fall flat on his back the moment I got 'im home? Owner: The Norwegian Blue prefers keepin’ on it’s back! Remarkable bird, id’nit, squire? Lovely plumage! Mr. Praline: Look, I took the liberty of examining that parrot when I got it home, and I discovered the only reason that it had been sitting on its perch in the first place was that it had been NAILED there. (pause) Owner: Well, o’course it was nailed there! If I hadn’t nailed that bird down, it would have nuzzled up to those bars, bent 'em apart with its beak, and VOOM! Feeweeweewee! Mr. Praline: “VOOM”?!? Mate, this bird wouldn’t “voom” if you put four milli