Thanks, Academy!

I couldn't have asked for a better / worse choice to start the show with. The illustrious Katie Pengra -- who co-hosts a killer Oscar party every year in Austin at Haymaker with her husband -- graciously agrees to sit her pregnant butt down for this trippy and grim journey through a whole lotta nothing. The movie is famous for 1) a Dustin Hoffman line, 2) being an X-rated Best Picture winner ... for a while (it's now officially R), and 3) supposedly lots of sex. There's isn't that much sex. Tune in to hear my 4-year-old daughter manage to wake up and walk in on us recording during one of the rare sex scenes. (She's fine, we talked it out.) Stick around for our frustration with the surreality of it all.