Richard Crowson | Political Commentary

Greenland for sale or rent, Vlady Putin’s my best friend No wall but I’ll build it yet, I ain’t got no White House pet I grab ladies by their lady parts I ride out hurricanes in my golf carts I gotta ego bigger than anyone else King of the world! I tell 12 lies on the average day I raise tariffs and make the farmers pay I tweet insults out just for fun I even claim that I’m the Chosen One I don’t care what the scientists say Let the polar caps melt away If the earth burns what do I care? I gotta Space Force to blast me outta here I’m glad that nobody seemed to read The things the Mueller Report said about me I just keep on yelling ‘bout fake news And doing any ol' crazy thing that I choose Greenland for sale or rent Ignorance is my best friend I’m a man whose ego rules above all King of the world!