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Shakespeare was actually an alligator who dressed up as a man to write plays and sonnets. At least that’s how the stories go. As of late, Diane has been eating a lot of insects and sleeping curled up under a heat lamp. Florence investigates further. Diane blurs the lines between astronomy and astrology. And both prove that they could have their own reality television show called Snoplop Whisperers. This is Paper News Out Loud. Knowledge for the episode provided by the following: Headline: The Reptilian Elite Adventures in Astronomy