Hyphen Nation

I just got my ninth live-action Spider-Man film and 11th since 2002 if you're counting Spider-Verse (which you should unless you hate Spider-Man). So what is my major malfunction? After a spoiler warning, I break down what didn't work for me in Spider-Man: Brand New Day and the couple things that did. Up top, I talk about all the media I've been consuming since we last talked.I forgot to say this but the V-Max reveal wasn't well done either.