Five Minute Fiction

A record-breaking longest show ever this week, despite legal wranglings over the continued involvement of our spoken word actor Bryce D'Abo meaning there is no new sentence this week (but there is something even betterer instead.)Dawkins seems pretty forlorn too, so it's left to me to carry the show this week, which I attempt to do by discussing the new Salander/Blomkvist novel by ghost-writer and novelist David Lagercrantz.  Strap yourselves in and hose yourselves down. It's going to be a bumpy ride. On the way we get side-tracked by the mucky business of other authors continuing other people's franchises, and how much this idea scares me now that Sue Townsend is no longer with us. Incidentally, I don't know if you've seen this story in the papers, but DAVID CAMERON PUT IT IN A DEAD PIG'S FACE.