Tavit And Yussefs Video Game Hour

Enemy fire peppers the hull from all directions. “our love shields are down to 33%, Captain!” shouts the first mate from below decks. I jump on the rudder and swing wildly to starboard. All of a sudden fisticuffs cloud my vision and the first ma- “wait, who made you the captain?” “Well I’m better at steering” “Arguably guns are more important” We explode into a thousand starbursts of cosmic love tinged with the sourness of a married couple’s bickering. Other games discussed: Fallout 4, Bloodborne, Splatoon