Table Of (mal)contents

Dave’s daughter was recently traumatized when she read Where the Red Fern Grows, and we got to thinking: why the heck to teachers keep asking kids to read this book? Listen in as we discuss: * Why Dave’s still not sleeping and the Legend of Winston* What we think about this seemingly psychotic habit of authors writing books where the dog always dies* Why there’s no “the cat dies” genre and if there are any cats that