Jumping Nothing

Episode two of Jumping Nothing sees the wrestling world in strange shape. John Cena's gone for six months, Orton has turned heel, CM Punk and Daniel Bryan have both had incredible matches at the top of the Summerslam card, most of the indie wrestlers nerds like have been given contracts and Sin Cara is, as ever, injured. A mere year ago, that would constitute the wishlist of the 'smart' internet fan. But are Karl and Michael happy? Sort of. We praise the high points of Summerslam, insult the US military, discuss the old 'wrestling is terrible' elephant in the room, celebrate Sin Cara's existentially challenging ability to either be injured, be injuring, or be getting injured at any stage in the progression of human time, and ask whether Prince Devitt's dad owns a tile shop in Wicklow town. It's a good one. Subscribe for fortnightly entertainment direct to your device. Music and YouTube-ripped found sounds: Intro: Killer Mike - Ric Flair Summerslam '92 opening Riff Raff - Larry Byrd (chopped and screwed)