Jumping Nothing

In this episode of Jumping Nothing, popular podcast duo Karl and Michael watch highly anticipated, never-seen-before, effectively personality-free WWE pay-per-view Battleground. Can Daniel Bryan defeat Randy Orton for the vacant WWE title? Will CM Punk finally get his hands on Paul Heyman for the 7th time? Can Cody and Goldust win their jobs back from the nefarious Shield? Answers to all this and more can be found through googling “WWE Battleground results”. We’re more concerned with picking things apart. Tune in for thoughts on how Rob Van Dam is immune to having either good or bad matches, how the WWE seem to have accidentally staged a top quality Southern-style tag team match, how AJ is forced to have a Kelly Kelly match because models can’t sell and how we expected a second Big Show to come down at the end of the show to beat up the first Big Show and get retribution for heels/faces/whichever the regular Big Show isn’t. All this, and the show’s favourite jumping nothing to date, an artisanal, hardcore