Jumping Nothing

Things get tense as Karl turns heel and shoots on these marks in defence of John Cena, the greatest of all time. It's an in-depth look into Ol' Steroid Skin himself, his merits and drawbacks, the excitement those trumpets reluctantly bring to even the grumpiest neckbeard. We talk hulking up - including whether John Cena's lack of implicit kayfabe supernatural ability harms his cause - and burials, and moveset, and great matches, and more. Karl also attempts to draw heat by literally calling our Twitter followers dopes. It's a conversation that needed to be had. Is it cenawinslol.jpg? Or does Michael triumph over the champ? Tune in to find out.