Jumping Nothing

Big Men are back, and not just Ryback. As dirtsheets and smarks bandy the apparently leaked fact that Vince is tired of small people, Karl and Michael consider the mess that was Survivor Series as Year Zero in the switch to the mostly-big-men era. We consider if Roman Reigns is ready, brother, if Big E Langston is ready, brother, if Ryback is ready, brother, if Luke Harper and Erick Rowan are ready, brother, and if Mark Henry has an Uncle Chud (he does). Along the way, we ponder the kayfabe mechanics of causing your entrance music to play, the fact that Kane is a libertarian who likes gold, the question of which wrestler would be the libertarian who likes bitcoin, the fact that Fiji and Samoa are different places, and the huge fandoms that individual wrestlers command - hello to anyone tagsearching Roman Reigns. It's Jumping Nothing #7, ever climbing those ropes, ever leaping towards its opponent, never landing a thing. Come listen. INCIDENTAL MUSIC AND YOUTUBE-RIPPED FOUND SOUNDS: Action Bronson - The Roc