Jumping Nothing

Thought we'd stopped watching wrestling forever? Well, we had. After the disappointment of the Royal Rumble, Karl and Michael left the WWE Universe via wormhole and devoted themselves more fully to their hobbies - reading Gawker and studying the Elder Scrolls wiki respectively. But something happened. Was it the draw of a wrestling spectacular without parallel, live from New Orleans, Louisiana? Was it the opportunity to see Undertaker for perhaps the last time, and to cheer Daniel Bryan on as he finally overcame the odds and became the least attractive champion in WWE history? Or was it, in fact, a result of subterfuge on the part of the objectivist community? Nobody knows. Anyway, we talk about Wrestlemania XXX. Michael finally realises that all wrestling fans are idiots. Karl regrets having believed that John Cena would rise above hate that time in 2012 or whenever. We also consider magic, the grim grind of the low-prestige wrestling news blogger, John Galt, Boethius and the future of Bray's finest, Prin