Dead and Delicious

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Synopsis

Five things I learned while being a fallen-angel zombie:

  1. Duct tape works better than embalming.
  2. Alopecia is not my favorite hairstyle.
  3. Fried demons smell like bacon.
  4. This brain breath is affecting my love life.
  5. Nothing ruins a honeymoon like an apocalypse.

Contains mature themes.

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