Crying In My Car: A Podcast For Teachers

A teacher is caught stealing identities to return items to stores, a statue opens up a debate as to who it truly resembles, and the guys debate a teacher's ability to criticize their districts online. Lastly we answer some more TNA (Teachers Need Answers) questions and then offer up a sneak peek at what the Patreon has to offer. 

We are back with another stress reducing episode that includes Teacher Meditation in a Coronavirus infused world. A teacher gets a massive settlement for discrimination. And the boys discuss their sports achievements, including a Hole in One that has to be seen to be believed. 

Paddling making a comeback? Not on our watch! We offer some  hysterical 2020 solutions to punishing the kids in the classroom. We discuss the weight loss challenge in the best way we know how: eating Chic Fil A and talking about food. Teachers in the news has a technical blunder costing a job, and a student fight ending in a teacher being suspended. 

Another episode, another teacher on Ellen, and another stress eating night for Devin. Will he ever see his day in the spotlight!?! Teachers in the News leads us to a hand sanitizer taste test and an awkward moment for Mike. A coach gets fired for a tirade that seemed mild by my standards. Lastly, we debut a new segment called Teachers Need Answers (or TNA for short).

How degrading can teacher fundraisers sometimes get? We farm for the answer. The guys discuss some hysterical wardrobe malfunctions and some unexpected "new releases". A top 10 list gives us the similarities between Vegas and Teaching. Sin City vs Sin(e) City if you will (for the math teachers). 

Devin opens up about his boy band issues and discusses an oddly dark time in his life. Teachers in the News needs to buy a vowel to solve the mystery of the teacher tumors popping up in one school. And Devin takes us on an elegant tour of his day to day lifestyle. 

The guys brainstorm the perfect tour, the Teach Perfect around the world. Food gets delivered to the school at all the wrong times. Also, a teacher calls out a student publicly, an elementary school girl is wrongfully given a police record, and should teachers consider planning in lieu of pay?

Mike proceeds to flaunt his immaculate credit score, while Devin considers showing his abs to even the score. Teachers in the News covers a meth bust, a Snapchat accident and a mess of a drill. Finally, Devin thinks he has had enough talk of the State of the Union and wishes to deliver the teacher version. 

We do an ode to Sweatin' to the Oldies, teacher style! We discuss weather warnings within the school system and how the Florida weather impacts school days. 

Devin and Mike recall the old days of chocolate milk binges and square pizza dreams. The teachers in the news is a lot of what it says it isn't, but for good reason... as we look to reform the way teachers are tracked from job to job. Lastly, we dive into the old Goosebumps books and rewrite them for teachers!

Devin offers up a new bonus pay program for teachers that could make us all millionaires. Mike and Devin then host the first ever TeacherMania, a wrestling match for the ages with a surprise guest appearance. 

Devin and Mike take a trip back in time via a time capsule opening on YouTube. We discuss teachers in the news kicking students out via cops. And lastly Mike takes us to a comedy club for the Ed-Neck Comedy Tour. 

We make up a theme park where guests can go to experience the life of a teacher and teachers in the news discusses a teacher that shows some rather interesting videos... to six year olds. 

A school expels a students for a rainbow birthday cake, we discuss the new weight challenge, and Devin sings a song for all those spouses of teachers out there.  Also, check out the Adam Ferrara Podcast on Spotify here: https://open.spotify.com/show/1zmh5sRmZZQhGnPdsIBLoC and look for Devin to open for Adam in Phoenix this February!

What does a teacher gotta do to make a little extra money nowadays? We strip it down for you, pun intended. Mike and Devin begin a weight challenge, and teachers in the news has us looking at the three days a football champion was a Kindergarten teacher.  For more on Adam Ferrara's podcast check out: https://podcasts.apple.com/us/podcast/the-adam-ferrara-podcast/id1473543128 Get tix to see Adam and Devin here: https://phxevents.cblive.com/calendar?month=2&year=2020

Devin and Mike tackle the debacle that happened in Polk County, FL and cheer on the RedforEd movement. The teachers in the news segment poses an interesting question about backpack searches. Lastly we compare teachers to superheroes, with Mike jumping in to ruin the segment with a groaner. 

Mike and Devin put Alexa and Siri to the test, with an overly confident Mike ending up Tim Cook'ed. The debate rages on as we tackle Montessori, and a Kung Fu Master that can walk on water. We close the show getting the teachers ready for the NFL playoffs.  

New Year resolution updates abound, Mike is failing as usual. A serial pooper is finally caught and we are not sure who is more relieved. Lastly, Devin takes us through Cooking with a Teacher. 

Ever just want to let loose and do something completely out of the ordinary? Me too, and Mike is there to ridicule me for it. Teachers in the news make home visits a thing. Lastly, we offer some realistic "words of encouragement" for students. 

Welcome back! After a week long break we are at it again, hitting it hard with the laughter. Devin discusses his free KFC gift from the Gods and teachers in the news congrats Eddie B, but Devin has a bone to pick. Lastly, we have your teacher new year's resolutions lined up.