Not Skinny But Not Fat

As a certified bravoholic, I had to jump on the Summer House train, and damn I dig!  KUWTK’s cheating scandal reveal episode is finally here and boy...poor KoKo!   We’re hoping The Bachelorette picks up after last week’s lame “let’s recount everything that just happened and not air an actual episode” episode and Amanda answers YOUR questions.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Our beloved Brit Brit keeps spinning and shocking us with her bizarre insta posts, most recently in Miami- and we’re beyond worried!   VPR takes the MTV awards red carpet, Kourtney might realize Scott is the love of her life too late (according to KJ!?), and shit is (finally) hitting the fan on RHONY. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Although we kicked her to the curb for a few episodes and replaced her with the cast of VPR, she clawed her way back into the co-host seat at NSBNF, and damn we’re happy she did- (mostly because she brought margs).   Amanda and Arielle recap VPR, Housewives, The Bachelorette, and rehash Amanda’s birthday, her trip to LA, meeting scheana, and her SUR story.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda is practically part of the VPR family now as she meets Scheana in LA and interviews her for the podcast. In the midst of filming season 8 of VPR, Scheana spills the tea on ALL the men in her life, enjoying being single, living in vegas, freezing her eggs, buying a vacation home (excuseeeee us) in Palms springs, and so much more. We also play some MFK, duh.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Britney die hard and radio personality Anthony Lario joins NSBF to take us down the free Britney black hole and give us all the tea we’re too lazy to explore ourselves. Amanda and Anthony dish about the current season of RHONY, the birth of Psalm ( the “interesting” name choice) and so much more in a funny & witty banter session you don’t want to miss out on.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this week's episode, Katie Maloney Schwartz joins NSBNF and chats with Amanda about all things VPR; who’s her favorite cast member and who’s her least? Was it about the pasta? And is pasta a code word for something else? Katie takes us down memory lane and tells us everything from how she met Schwartzy, to their recent girls trip to Paris (was bad traveler Kristen even invited?) We dissect the James Kennedy and Billie Lee Drama and talk about other important stuff- like poop.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Erin Foster comes on NSBNF and talks about everything from growing up with a gazillion (now famous) step siblings, *cough Gigi Hadid & Brody Jenner*  to her fear of elevators (which we have in common), to being a boss ass bitch in business and SO much more. Too bad she lives in LA or else we’d keep her!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Fofty has capitalized the shit out of this “scandal” and we’re left with nothing but wasted time- and t-shirts.   Does Lala really love BJ’s that much & how is everyone on VPR buying million dollar homes all of a sudden?   Kim K is chill AF, hence her CBD themed baby shower- yes you didn’t misread. Younes and Kourt are pooshing hints that they’re back together but really we just want SKOURT forever.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda and Arielle kick off the episode with a quick rundown of everything 50 Cent (aka Fofty)/ Lala/ Randall Emmett drama which took social media by storm this weekend.    A gossip king, Enty Lawyer, joins NSBNF and dishes on Amada’s faves like VPR and the Kardashians and spills the tea on some premium A list gossip!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda shares her day at Bravo & WWHL and gives the juicy deets on everything (including meeting the ladies of RHONY and later Ariana and Lala. We wish our fave Kardashian, Kourtney a happy 40th bday, and baby True a happy 1st bday as well- we hope for Khloe that baby true remembers the over the top event she threw. Kim is becoming a lawyer! THIS IS NOT FAKE NEWS! And we are keeping up with Vanderpump- trying to get through 25 episodes a season-  Wish us luck!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda and Arielle reflect on Amanda's rough week. Plus with Coachella coming up, the ladies discuss jomo and give updates on the Kardashians, Vanderpump and Bachelor Nation. See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

In this pee-your-pants episode of NSBNF, Kelly Keegs from the Whine With Kelly podcast joins Amanda and Arielle for 7,000 Mimosas and dishes with them on all things Bachelor Nation, The Jonas Brothers, and the Kardashians. She even shows the girls their first ever dick pic. You don’t want to miss this episode, and don’t forget to bring a change of underwear.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

We are shooketh. Cassie (the child) leaves her parents house to move in with her sister and Colton is left to live by himself after moving to CA for her -  we are pissed! KUWTK is back- the trailer gave us fucking goosebumps, but let’s be honest the Jordyn and Tristan cheating scandal is only going to be in the last episode. A little RHONY, JB on insta this week, & VPR, duh.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda is shooketh by the before and after of Cassie Randolph and is calling out a plastic surgery epidemic! She feels duped and is not holding back. Many other bachelor/ette tidbits, check in with VPR, Kourt’s photoshop fail (but what’s new?), and does Khloe really drink the fit tea she’s selling? Either way she’s being called out and we’re here for it!See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

This week the girls have A LOT to say about the final two episodes of the Bachelor and the announcement of the new Bachelorette. As always, there’s Kardashian news: Kourt’s new braaaaaaand POOSH and possible comeback with the EX, Kylie’s post-baby body, and Kendall’s new pet. Amanda gushes over her new found insta-relationship with VPR cast member and briefly discuss the college admittance scandal, which is NOT that interesting but is dominating the headlines.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Amanda and her sistager Arielle recap this week’s Bachelor episodes, which were gut-wrenching. We also learned more about the most anticipated character of the season; THE FENCE. Kyle Jenner was named the youngest self-made billionaire by Forbes, so we obviously dissect the meaning of “self-made”. Amanda has a new bff, and she happens to be a cast mate on Vanderpump.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.

Deep dive into the biggest drama of the year: the Jordyn Woods and Tristan Thompson cheating scandal. From who unfollowed whom, to what exactly went down and Amanda’s raw opinion on everything. Coverage of the Oscars, mostly just the Lady Gaga and Bradley Cooper rumored romance and how they definitely f****d and got a spray tan together. And also, how Amanda is loving being compared to Irina Shayk, a little too much. A SO and tribute to Vanderpump Rules #VPRAMBASSADOR, recap of the latest episode of the Bachelor: Hometowns, as well as insider information revealed on who is the next bachelorette.See Privacy Policy at https://art19.com/privacy and California Privacy Notice at https://art19.com/privacy#do-not-sell-my-info.