Unsolicited And Unqualified

Nigel and Joey reconvene in the new year to find it's not much better than the last one. The rich and powerful keep weaving webs, man. WARNING: Explicit language cause Joey's exhausted, y'all.

This is a long one, bro. Joey gets held hostage by a chatty pyramid schemer, Nigel regales with tales of Swiss goats, and the boys break down the latest Disney news. See you in 2021!

The boys welcome Chris McKeon back to the show to talk about the conclusion to his Whovian Opus, they bid a fond farewell to the man behind Darth Vader's mask, and make plans for the purchase of a Tolkiensian manor.

Joey and Nigel say farewell to the quintessential quizmaster, avoid grandiloquent language, and do their best to catch up the last few weeks.

Election malaise got the better of us, so this one is late. The boys bid farewell to a kilted genius, and ruminate on the mysteries of the Cecil Hotel.

The boys return in grand fashion just to dash your hopes all over again. Is it autumn, or is it getting colder than usual? Do bears count calories? All these questions are asked!

Joey and Nigel, they're not concerned with regularly scheduled programming. They've got nonsense to talk about. Also, we've rediscovered Atlantis. It's about to get spooky.

Buckle up, boys and girls. Nigel and Joey gear up for a gastronomical safari throughout the greater Los Angeles area. Sandwiches, burgers, donuts, pizza, soul food, and yes, chili. We really dug deep for this one.

Russian Woodpeckers and Clandestine Missile Defense sounded equally suggestive.              

This one's definitely an Italian job.

The boys are falling back into a bad habit. Joey brings us up to speed with various nerdings, they say goodbye to an oatmeal legend, and Nigel reminds us why Florida sucks.

The intern responsible for releasing this episode on time has been sacked.

The boys find their way back into a temporary groove in order to ask the tough questions: How does one proper feast mode? Why does Liverpool suck at building ships? Is J.P. Morgan a criminal mastermind? Enjoy this shorty but goodie.

Microwave busted? The Illuminati done did it again! Joey breaks down nerd culture's steps to show that black lives matter, and Nigel shows us that we're all pawns in the hands of the wealthy.

The boys take a step back from the usual to bring black voices front and center. Joey takes you on a trip through black history, Nigel clues you in on some awesome content created by black voices, and the boys bring it home to let you know that you can lean on them if you need to. Follow this link for a list of groups you can donate to to help! https://nymag.com/strategist/article/where-to-donate-for-black-lives-matter.html#victim-memorial

The boys are battling it out. Depression, the fate of Middle-earth... definitely one of those things. Turns out fantasy role-playing can take a genocidal turn.

You'd think we'd do something special for the big five-o. Wanna hear the full-length episode? Catch the last thirty minutes, as well as some other bonus goodies by heading to https://www.patreon.com/unupodcast and signing up!

Nigel and Joey are all about new enthusiasms. Enthusiasms. No, you gotta say it like De Niro in The Untouchables. That's it. Anyway, listen to the boys wax poetic about making things by hand. 

Joey and Nigel are falling apart, man. They've got no food, they've got no jobs, their pets' heads are falling off... it's probably not as bad as all that. Listen at your own risk.

Joey and Nigel are closing in on the cause of all this madness. That's right, it's the internet. Stupid TikTok