Full English Breakfast

It’s Mother’s day in America – Martyn’s away so Feddy & Barnes have a go on the phones and ring their mums, with amusing results.

Our 2nd Annual toward a science of consciousness show with Dr Joe Ferguson. It’s not brain surgery, but it’s closer than usual

Kate gets it from the 3 stoopids in this week’s show.

Martyn’s away this week, but Barnsey & Feddy fill in the crack. As it were.

Today we’re joined by Daniel Barnes. The dog doesn’t like him ’cause he smells of patchouli, but we love him ’cause he’s funny & tragic.

No Martyn this week as he’s still circling The Levant. Jason waffles double for your listening "pleasure".

Martyn is AWOL this week so Ava’s here again, keeping J in check. Good one, this.

Ava, Jason’s better half is here, rolling her eyes and failing to keep the lads in check.

Dan Barnes is in the studio this week for more tomfoolery. Fake tits get a good going over.

Martyn’s back this week and Brad Benstock joins us. He’s very funny but he has a potty mouth. Play "Where’s F&*%ing Wally" and count the filth for a free t-shirt.

Totally brilliant show this week. Sea lions and the nature of consciousness. Unmissable. With John Troy & Dr Joe & Mary Ferguson.

No Martyn this week – he’s battling the elements in the UK. Jason here tho – for a trifecta of Holy-Days to discuss. Palm Sunday, Passover & World Tuberculosis Day.

This week: More in our series of seemingly endless nonsense from the UK and around the world. The New Pope, tapeworms, shark wrestling. You know the drill.

Under the macroscope this week: dead interns, daylight savings time, terrorist fashion, world kidney day, a mathematical constant & poo in your food. Annie Wareham pops in to tell us what’s on at Laguna Playhouse…

2 Hours of fun this week. John Troy joins us to chat about sperm and sinkholes. Joe Ferguson calls us from India to discuss consciousness. It’s a hard problem, but we solve it.

Scottish session drummer Ray Weston joins us this week. We discuss Prince Philip, George Osbourne and AAA.

No guest this week. More of the usual bollocks. Horse puns, Jiggery popery, sea slugs and such.

This week: John Hall, owner & CEO of Rickenbacker Guitars comes in. We try to get him to speak ill of the dead (Les Paul), but he foils us with graciousness. Beth & Steve Wood admit to buying human slaves from Iceland.