Stellar Firma

  • Author: Vários
  • Narrator: Vários
  • Publisher: Podcast
  • Duration: 51:34:29
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Synopsis

Build your planet, keep in line also clones."Stellar Firma is a weekly Science Fiction, Comedy podcast following the misadventures of Stellar Firma Ltd.'s highest born but lowest achieving planetary designer Trexel Geistman and his bewildered clone assistant David 7. Join them each episode as they attempt to take listener submissions and craft them into the galaxy's most luxurious, most expensive and most questionably designed bespoke planets.However, with Trexel's corporate shark of a line manager Hartro Piltz breathing down their necks and I.M.O.G.E.N., the station's omnipresent and omniinvasive stationwide A.I. monitoring those necks to within 3 decimal places, they'll be lucky to make it a week before being slurried and recycled into raw human resources.New episodes every Friday!For more information, visit www.rustyquill.com

Episodes

  • Announcement: 2023 Holiday News from Rusty Towers

    14/12/2023 Duration: 07min

    This announcement from CEO Alexander J Newall includes RQ Network shows to check out, a review of RQ Originals, including the brand new Neon Inkwell and the now fully released Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later, as well as a summary of the exciting new merchandise partnerships from this year (in case you need some last minute gifts!)There is also a Special Announcent about the release of the Magnus Protocol! Just in case you were curious.Thank you, from all of us at Rusty Towers, and we hope you have a really excellent New Year.Transcript: https://shorturl.at/jknB1Links:· The Dice Dungeon - MAG dice + RQG dicehttps://thedicedungeon.co.uk/collections/vendors?q=The%20Dice%20Dungeon%20x%20Rusty%20Quill· Monte Cook - MAG RPGhttps://the-magnus-archives.backerkit.com/hosted_preordersSucrabeille – Perfumehttps://sucreabeille.com/products/jon-and-martin?_pos=1&_sid=22ab0b033&_ss=rSupport us on Patreon at https://patreon.com/rustyquill Check out our merchandise available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/Ru

  • Special Announcement: Magnus, Recent Network Shows and More

    24/10/2022 Duration: 04min

    Statement from CEO, Alexander J Newall regarding new network additions, information on The Magnus Archives 2, the return of Rusty Fears, and more!Transcript: https://bit.ly/3DrmqUPFor more information on Rusty Fears visit: https://rustyquill.com/2022/10/24/rusty-fears-6-remnants-of-fear/Music by TrackTribe - "BusyCity"Magnus Music by Sam JonesEdited by Alexander J Newall Hosted on Acast. See acast.com/privacy for more information.

  • Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 3

    16/05/2022 Duration: 02min

    Hi everyone, Alexander J Newall here just giving you an update on our latest wave of the RQ Network as eleven new shows have joined us this time with still more shows on the way in the future! This particular cavalcade of creativity runs the whole gamut with Sci-fi, Horror, Fantasy, Mystery, Alternate Reality Game “ARG”, Comedy and even a cheeky documentary piece. There’s something for everyone in this third wave of shows and I get the delightful pleasure of introducing them to you!Wave three features: The Hyacinth DisasterMalevolent,Ostium,The Program,What Happened In Skinner,The Sleep/Wake Cycle,WOE.BEGONEand Tin Can Audio Presents, a new feed featuring work from Tin Can Audio including The Dungeon Economic Model, Love & Wards, Middle:Below and The Tower You can listen to the shows, and find out more about all of them on our website!Follow us for more updates and special announcements on:FACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillINSTAGRAM: @rustyquillukREDDIT: reddit.com/

  • Updates, Upcoming Shows, We're Alive: Descendants

    06/04/2022 Duration: 02min

    Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!Sharing a few updates on what is coming up with Rusty Quill.We’re Alive: Descendants is the sequel to the enormously popular We’re Alive: a Story of Survival. Rusty Quill are Executive Producers on this series and it is very exciting. It started releasing yesterday and you can find it on the existing We’re Alive feed by searching for 'We’re Alive' wherever you listen to your podcasts or by visiting www.werealive.com or www.rustyquill.com/were-aliveAlso stay tuned for our upcoming RQ original Productions Chapter and Multiverse, Trice Forgotten and Cry Havoc! Ask Questions Later.More network shows will be coming soon!While you wait you could revisit:Cryptids produced by Wild Obscura, Devin Shepherd, Nora Unkel and Gabriel Rosenstein. Written by Alexander V. ThompsonThe Deca Tapes by Lex NoteboomHow it Ends by Stephanie Resendes and Micah RodriguezI Am In Eskew by Jon Ware and Muna HussenOld Gods of Appalachia Produced by DeepNerd Media written and directed by

  • Join us for Rusty Quill Gaming and Giving 2021!

    27/11/2021 Duration: 01min

    It’s back!Gaming and Giving is streaming live on Twitch.tv from 4th December at 5pm GMT and this year we’re raising money for three more charities: Mermaids, Action Aid and Centrepoint.Once again we’re trying to raise £20,000 to split between all three charities, but this time there’s a twist. This year we’ve reached out even more games companies ad developers, like Czech Games, CoatSink and Devolver Digital, Grant Howitt and MacGuffin & Co plus a few more, to give us some awesome prizes that you enter to win simply by donating!Also, based on your feedback we’ve created a special ticketed backstage space for you to come and mingle with both the cast and crew of Rusty Quill as well as your friends from the chat! All proceeds from the ticket sales go directly to the three charities - take a look at our website for more info.So come join in at Twitch.tv/rusty_quill between 5pm GMT on Saturday 4th December and 5pm GMT Sunday 5th December and help us raise money for some amaz

  • No Love For Spies

    10/09/2021 Duration: 13min

    No Love For SpiesNo one understands Hartro and her world...________This is #4 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology.________Content warnings:Alcohol use & alcoholismKidnappingBullying & insultsSnakes & snake bitesPhysical violence & injuryDiscussions of: poisoning & death.Mentions of: threats of violence, food, restraints.SFX: ongoing buzzing, hissing, shouting & vocalised suffering, choking.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3BXuE3mThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Stellar Firma created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz/Ro: Jenny HaufekDavid 7/Seven: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman/Rex: Tim Meredith'No Love For Spies' written and directed by Jenny Haufek'No Love For Spies' music by Katie Seaton, based on an improvisation by Jenny HaufekEditing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Nico VetteseStellar Fi

  • David's Place

    03/09/2021 Duration: 09min

    David's PlaceFor Board's sake, no one tell David 7 about the fourth wall._____This is #3 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:FoodAlcohol & alcoholismSFX: whistling, canned laughter & applause, continuous meowing.Thank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallI.M.O.G.E.N: Imogen HarrisHartro Piltz: Jenny HaufekDavid 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman and Angry Jim: Tim MeredithAnnouncer: Jeffrey Nils GardnerKT the Coin Friend: Katie SeatonWritten by Ben Meredith'David's Place' theme music by Katie Seaton, inspired by the song 'Little Clone Baby' by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by JarredGibb, 3bagbrew, Evil_Ear_Recordings, tim.kahn, 15FPanskaDavid_Matous, babagau, lchapman1980, joeboarde

  • Announcement: RQ Network Introducing Wave 2

    30/08/2021 Duration: 01min

    Rusty Quill Founder and CEO Alex here!RQ Network is a podcast network by podcasters for podcasters that launched on May 10th 2021I now have the pleasure of announcing our second wave of new podcasts.Join us in welcoming:I am In Eskew and The Silt Verses Written and directed by Jon Ware and produced by Muna HussenThe Milkman of St. Gaff's written and directed by Chris McClureThe Town Whispers written and directed by Cole WeaversWe're Alive written and directed by Kc Wayland and produced by Wayland ProductionsYou can listen to these shows wherever you get you podcasts or on www.rustyquill.comFor more info on these new shows visit: RQ Network Wave 2: Introducing Five New Shows | Rusty QuillJoin our community:WEBSITE: rustyquill.comFACEBOOK: facebook.com/therustyquillTWITTER: @therustyquillREDDIT: reddit.com/r/RustyQuillDISCORD: https://discord.gg/KckTv8yEMAIL: mail@rustyquill.com  See acast.com/privacy for privacy and opt-out information.

  • Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour

    27/08/2021 Duration: 07min

    Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice HourHi, kids! Is it vice? Is it admiral? Is it fun? Then it's Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour!Hooray!_____This is #2 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Propaganda & dystopiaDehumanisation & discriminationCanon-typical traumaDiscussions of: death, violenceMentions of: foodSFX: bellsTranscript: https://bit.ly/3zIEzZQThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' written and performed by Maddy Searle'Vice-Admiral Fun's Happy Fun Time Vice Hour' theme music performed by Maddy Searle, based on improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by joedeshon, JarredGibb, shelbyshark, MariaMNobre

  • Time Bots!

    20/08/2021 Duration: 04min

    Geistman Productions proudly presents:Time Bots!"Sometimes a Time Bot has to play by the rules... without that, we are no better than a bunch of sundials."_____This is #1 of 4 of our Stellar Firma mini-anthology._____Content warnings:Discussions of: policing, deathMentions of: guns, alcoholSFX: distorted sounds & voices, beeping, rain, explosionsTranscript for this episode: https://bit.ly/2XKZoWEThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J Newall'Time Bots!' written and performed by Tim Meredith'Time Bots!' theme music by Katie Seaton, built on an improvised song by Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleStellar Firma theme music: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by freedomfightervictor, HeyHeyHHere, Dean-Raul_DiArchangeli, InspectorJ, SoundsExciting, Iwiploppenisse, couchHero, Tolera

  • Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episode

    13/08/2021 Duration: 19min

    Terra Firma: the Stellar Firma prototype episodeWe found, hidden on an obscure drive somewhere in the south-east of England, this first ever recorded episode of what was to become Stellar Firma. We hope you find it interesting!_____Content warnings:Alcohol & alcoholismDrugs & substance useInnuendo & sexual referencesMind control & memory wipingToilet humourDiscussions of: medical equipment & procedures, explosions, emotional manipulation, time loopsMentions of: physical violence & death, coma, food, agoraphobiaSFX: ongoing hum, sudden loud shouting (15:20 – 16:30)Transcript: https://bit.ly/2WLdIxZThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:David 7: Ben MeredithTrexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFea

  • Behind The Waveform: The Making of Stellar Firma

    06/08/2021 Duration: 22min

    Behind the Waveform: The Making of Stellar FirmaRhys Tirado, reporter for the Quarterly Frequency Botherers Digest, has been given unrestricted access to the creative minds behind the phenomenon that is Stellar Firma, and finds out what makes them go "tick tock, tick tock, ring ring, genius time". _____Content warnings:UnrealityInnuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: food, conspiracy thinking, comedic violenceMentions of: razors & blades, death & murder, gunsSFX: background chatter, mechanical clanking, staticThank you to all our Patreons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Transcript: https://bit.ly/3kS3HXWCreated by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:Rhys Tirado as The InterviewerHelen Gould as Helen GouldImogen Harris as Imogen HarrisJenny Haufek as Jennifer HaufekBen Meredith as award-winning artist Ben MeredithTim

  • The Voyage of the Conglomerate Merger

    30/07/2021 Duration: 01h54s

    Stellar Firma's interstellar scout ship, the Conglomerate Merger, is returning from a mysterious mission, but soon the crew is interrupted by an enemy force. Will they manage to survive the onslaught? Will they even manage to leave the room? Listen and find out!Join Maddy in the GM chair today, as Helen, Imogen, Jenny and Tim play this Very Stellar version of the Doubleclicks tribute RPG Lasers and Feelings, by John Harper: http://onesevendesign.com/lasers_and_feelings_rpg.pdf (link to licence: https://creativecommons.org/licenses/by/4.0/).Content warnings:Zombies & body horrorPhysical violence & injuryInnuendo.Discussions of: guns, scalpels, death.Mentions of: acid, alcohol & alcohol use, foodSFX: continuous electrical humming/whirring & beeping, continuous distorted growling & static, sawing & scraping, gunfire.Thak you to all our Patreons for your contrinued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithP

  • Know Your Show

    23/07/2021 Duration: 30min

    Know Your ShowSo they created Stellar Firma, but how well do Tim and Ben really know the show? Better than the show's producer and editor? Better than the show's audience? Let's find out, shall we...?Maddy and Katie ask Ben and Tim fifteen searching questions about the world of Stellar Firma.Content warnings:InnuendoDiscussions of: poisoningMentions of: death & human remains, food & alcohol, arson, tortureSFX: occasional beeps.Transcript: https://bit.ly/38yYfU3Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Ben Meredith, Tim Meredith, Maddy Searle and Katie SeatonEditing: Maddy Searle, Katie Seaton and Cathy RinellaMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by bwg2020 and taranp via freesound.org.Subscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting&nbs

  • Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil War

    16/07/2021 Duration: 04min

    Trexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, Part 4 - English Civil WarTrexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth is your one-stop shop for all the indisputable ins and outs of Earth's forgotten past. Come help us prop up the bar and drink up the education!Today we learn about: The English Civil War.Recorded live on location at the Astral Bar.Content Warnings:Mentions of: innuendo, war & death, food & alcoholTrexel Geistman's Unarguable History of the Earth, parts 1, 2 and 3 were released exclusively on Rusty Quill's Patreon. Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support! If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallPerformances:Trexel Geistman: Tim MeredithEditing: Michelle SnowMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerFeatured SFX by mlteenie and previously credited artists via freesound.org.Additional Music:Jazz Ba

  • Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 2)

    09/07/2021 Duration: 01h02min

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science. This is part two, in which we delve into the notorious episode 62...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesDiscussions of: body horror & deathMentions of: alcohol, comedic violenceSFX: occasional beepingTranscript link: https://bit.ly/3h092f7Thank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available a

  • STL Season 3 Outtakes 2

    02/07/2021 Duration: 13min

    STL Season 3 Outtakes 2What did we edit out of the second half of season 3? Listen and learn...Content warnings:Innuendo & sexual referencesMentions of: deathSFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalkTranscript link: https://bit.ly/3jdXRkIThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallFeaturing: Tim Meredith, Ben Meredith, Maddy Searle, Jenny Haufek, Annie Fitch and Amy Dickinson. Editing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/r

  • David's Fact Corner

    25/06/2021 Duration: 02min

    David's Fact Corner #1A look at the number one David 7 audio blog! He's got the facts!Today's Fact: the Universe's Tallest Structure.Researched, written & narrated by David 7. Recorded by I.M.O.G.E.N.Content warnings:Mentions of: mass deathOriginally released on 27th March 2020, exclusively to Rusty Knights and Rusty Nobles on Patreon. Thank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: David Devereux and Alexander J NewallMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty-quill.Join our community:W

  • Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&A

    18/06/2021 Duration: 40min

    Stellar Firma Season 3 Q&ATim and Ben answer some of the questions that have been sent in by the fan community.Content warnings:Spoilers for all of Stellar FirmaDiscussions of: death (inc. mass death), food, smokingMentions of: guns, drugs & alcohol, canon-typical trauma, COVID-19 pandemicSFX: occasional beepingLink to transcript: https://bit.ly/2TMdXanThank you to all of our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them, be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at https://www.redbubble.com/people/RustyQuill/shop and https://www.teepublic.com/stores/rusty

  • Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time! (part 1)

    11/06/2021 Duration: 59min

    Tim And Ben Do SCIENCE A Third Time!Welcome to this bonus episode of Stellar Firma, where, once again, Bryn Monroe (Hamid on Rusty Quill Gaming) finds out just how much Tim and Ben know about science… This is part one - enjoy!Content warnings: Innuendo & sexual references Mentions of: death SFX: loud beeps throughout, coughing, shouting & crosstalkThank you to all our Patrons for your continued support. If you'd like to join them be sure to visit www.patreon.com/rustyquill.Created by Tim Meredith and Ben MeredithProduced by Katie SeatonExecutive Producer: Alexander J NewallEditing: Michelle Snow, Katie Seaton and Maddy SearleMusic: Samuel DF JonesArtwork: Anika KhanMastering: Jeffrey Nils GardnerSubscribe using your podcast software of choice or by visiting www.rustyquill.com/subscribe and be sure to rate and review us online; it really helps us spread across the galaxy.Check out our merchandise, available at:RustyQuill Shop | Redbubble and T-Shirts by Rusty Quill - TeePublic Store | TeeP

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