Monkeys With Matches

Turns out that Jesus and milk cartons are completely different. 

How do those tissue paper things in airport restrooms work and who threw his underwear in a tree? Those important questions answered in this weeks episode. 

A review of Sebastian Junger's new book "Tribe" and Debbie Wasserman Schultz counts penguins. 

Scott makes an eerie prediction...   

The Flintstones, Jonny Quest or slasher movies?

Jonny Quest, The Flintstones, The Thing, The Blob, There's Something on the Wing, X The Unknown and Rodger T. "Race" Bannonto.

Profiting off the relationship between humans and talking dogs. 

In this episode the boys enjoy a bull-fight while discussing false equivalency, profiting off the afflictions of human beings and talking dogs. 

Gearheads are annoying! Who's cares what model keyboard you have, can you play the thing? Craig and Jonathan live to live and Scott has to water the plants tomorrow. 

Who were Pamela and Evelyn? 

On this episode the boys discuss how you can't quote the Huffington Post, solar powered coal, Highlights magazine and cannibalism (taste like chicken). Also, with respect to the late Allan Holdsworth we name todays episode. 

Scott Brazieal, composer, screen writer and band member of bands like 5uu's, Cartoon and PFS sits in with Jonathan and Craig to talk about dieting, carrots and executions. 

What do Bob Newhart, Neil Young and Cher have in common? They're all on "The List."

Craig and Bernie discuss the future of human life on this planet. Jonathan tries to stay awake. 

Bernie didn't want to be an astronaut, Jonathan didn't want to be a second baseman and Craig can't talk about his love life. 

Debating the meaning of life, liberty and the pursuit of sappiness.. 

No one wants to look like Burt Reynolds and did we just steer the Titanic into an iceberg? Tune in and find out. 

Herb Caen was an ass wipe, environmental degradation is keeping us awake and god bless the Swedish Fuck Team!

Craig and his daughter go to Mexico to see Radiohead. Bernie sits behind Bill Walton and Jonathan burped. 

Who was the biggest loss, Muhammad Ali, Prince or David Bowie? What is Trump hiding behind the curtain (it's Status Transaction)? And why the American fascination with guns? Answers to these questions and more.