Super Movie Ball Podcast

Mom and Dad[2017] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 



 


"The sign of great parenting is NOT the child's behavior. The sign of truly great parenting is the PARENT's behavior." - Andy Smithson. Peter gives his thoughts on the recent Nicolas Cage movie "Mom and Dad" from 2017. Happy listening!

 

 

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The Simpsons S07E21 - 22 Short Films About Springfield 

 


Whuts goin' on, on dis side?!

 

 "There's a crazy man with a slop scoop demanding to hear a crappy little podcast." "Hi, everybody. Now, tell Dr. Super Movie Ball where is the trouble." "I'm edgy. I got ants in my pants. I'm discombobulated! Get me a content!" "Slow down, sir. You're going to give yourself podcast failure." "Okay." "Now, the symptoms you describe point to "bonus stage eruptus. It's a terrible disorder where the skeleton tries to leap out the mouth and escape the body due to lack of episodes." "Now you're talkin'." "Our one chance is "transdental electromicide. I'll need a golf cart motor with a 1,000-volt "capacimator," stat!" "Doctor, I can't in good conscience-" "Aaah! Now there's no time, man! We'll have to improvise." "Oh!" "Keep doing that every weeks." "Dr. Super Movie Ball, we owe you an apology." "Consider the charges dropped." "All right! Free loot crate goodies for everybody(that emails us)!" HAPPY LISTENING

On Her Majesty's Secret Service[1969] with our bonus guest JON 

 Your mission listener, should you choose to accept it, is to infiltrate and destabilize the podcasting organization known as Super Movie Ball. These strange geekoids are known for their hot-takes and eccentric taste in films. Their disruption of the critical movie space has been going on for some time. Your main targets: Mack, a hot-headed movie lover from way back, he is old-school but watch it because he will hit you with some deadly insights in films. The whereabouts of the one with the codename: Peter, is unknown. However, Mack has teamed up with a new target that goes by the alias: Jon. Jon is specialist from another podcasting organization known for it's 'sloppy' but surprisingly effective movie coverage. Make no mistakes Jon is a true professional and will leave you in stitches if you are fortunate enough to see him coming. As always leave the robot known as S.P.E.W. intact, repeat do NOT harm the robot, his spoiling saving technology is

Robo Vampire[1988] 

 
Where else can you see a robot man fight a bunch of eastern style vampires.. on a beach.. in broad daylight.. doing kung-fu? 

 


I can't tell you how many times I wrestled that alligator. It won't go down. I tried and tried it just like a machine. It just keeps showing up in my kitchen wearing my hat and eating my peanut butter. I tell it to leave but it won't. It eats it over the sink which is pretty polite for a reptile but it leaves muddy foot prints everywhere. I feel bad because its mother just died and it says it saw a suitcase that looked just like its mother but I dunno. It is a messed up thing either way. I feel bad but I my PB&J sandwiches just haven't been the same. In 1988 Godfrey Ho barely made a movie with a robot and vampire and thirty years later the Super Movie Ball crew have it experienced on to them. Listen to the horrifying sounds of the outcome. 

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Lost River[2014]
 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!!
 

 The journey pauses for the night about eight miles from the Lost River. A 2014 film by written, produced, and directed by Ryan Gosling, in his feature directorial debut. In the morning the crew awakens to find that the boat is enveloped by a thick white fog. The boat captained by Peter, an avid movie lover, searches for more cinematic riches than he can handle. From the riverbank they hear a very loud cry, followed by a discordant clamor. A few hours later, as safe navigation becomes increasingly difficult, the steamboat is attacked with a barrage of small arrows from the forest. The helmsman is impaled by a spear and falls at Peter's feet. Peter sounds the steam whistle repeatedly, frightening the attackers and causing the shower of arrows to cease. Peter and a boglin watch the helmsman die. Will Peter make it out of this dark place alive?
 

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The Rain[S01] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 Six years after a terrible virus carried by rainfall wiped out almost all intelligent humans, a cranky movie lover, Mack, emerges from the safety of a bunker to find all remnants of brilliant thought gone. This world, a part of the Netflix galaxy, known as "The Rain" is Danish by origin. Mack sets out on a danger-filled quest through abandoned Scandinavia, searching for any sign of intelligent young people. S et free from his past and societal rules, the TV maniac has the freedom to be whoever he wants to be. In his struggle for survival, he discovers that even in a post-apocalyptic world there are still idiots, fools, halfwits, dunces, dolts, ignoramuses, cretins, morons, imbeciles, simpletons, dopes, ninnies, nincompoops, chumps, dimwits, dummies, dum-dums, saps, blockheads, knuckleheads, fatheads, buttheads, numbskulls, doofuses, clods, dunderheads, lummoxes, knuckle-draggers, dipsticks, thickheads, meatheads, wooden-heads, airheads

The Cable Guy[1996] with our guest SHAWN 

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 In the future, the Earth is engulfed with water when the polar ice caps melted, leaving the lands and civilization beneath the sea. Some humans have survived, and even fewer still, have mutated and adapted to the ocean by developing gills. Drifters sail across the waters of the world on their man-made ships, trading for supplies and salvaging what is left of civilization, communities of survivors live in artificial island towns and a force of evil pirates, the Humorless, travel across the sea in search of a mythical island called DarKomedy. Arriving at a town, a mysterious drifter without a name called The Mack is sentenced to death when the community discovers he is a mutant. When the town is attacked by the Humorless, a man named Peter and his friend Shawn bribe The Mack to take them to DarKomedy, believing The Mack has been there. As they escape from the hos

Cherry 2000[1987] with our guest JAKE CRITES 

 We need a Cherry 3000 movie, like yesterday. 

 Open road, nothing for miles and miles. Only sand and earth and sun and heat. Many have travelled down this road and gone missing at the corner of vacant and vast. Peter, man traveling from nowhere to nowhere sees only sun scorched bones, which he hopes are only from desert dwelling animals. Too hot to think, too hot to speak, too hot to move but he does and as quickly has he can before he becomes an unidentifiable set of bones. He hears something from behind him down the road, making a low rumbling noise. With intense light from the sun and the heat waving off the road he can't quite make out what the object is. It's definitely an object it's too small to be a vehicle. He stops and covers his brow with his hands to block the sun to see what this thing is. It's a tire! Moving rapidly down the center of the road without wavering or wobbling, it like it is driven. But how? As it gets closer it stops on a d

The Dark Backward[1991] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 Having nowhere to go and nothing to see Peter decides to a bus to place no one has been before in hopes of uncovering a treasure. Boarding the bus seems easy enough and it is and he does. Choosing a sit can be a chore but one seat is just right for looking out the vehicle's bay window and being far enough away from the other riders. The stale smell of generic disinfectant is just enough not to be too overpowering but noticeably present, like smell itself is a rider of the bus, quiet and content. He can feel how old the bus is from it's mechanical rumbles and creaks. The noises could put him to sleep if they were more rhythmic and less grading. The scenery lumbering by is nothing special and the chit-chat he has amongst one of the riders is somehow both better and worse. Perhaps 1991's "The Dark Backward" by Adam Rifkin will light a beacon to guide our movie adventurer to greener pastures? The bus makes a stop. No one ge

The Phantom Millennial Menace with our micro guest RILEY BOWMAN 

 Where do you stand on the prequels? 

 Turmoil has engulfed the podcasting galaxy. The discussion of the prequels is constantly in dispute. Hoping to resolve the matter with a blockade of deadly arguments, the good-humored Riles Federation has stopped all talking to the small planet of the Super Movie Ball crew. While the congress of the podcasting galaxy endlessly debates this alarming chain of events, the Supreme Chancellor of Podcasting, Porple McCorkley Dorply, has secretly dispatched two podcasters, Mack & Peter, the guardians of peace and justice in the podcasting galaxy(they are?), to settle the conflict.... 



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EXTRAS from Stardust[2007] with extra guest RILEY BOWMAN 

 Don't spend all those Super Movie Ball EXTRAS in one place. 

 Wait, there's more?! These guys just don't know when to quit. Well everyone, I guess there is even more Super Movie Ball for ya'. Apparently the space train wreck isn't over. Seems like it has smashed into a small town's only water tower, another space train, an orphanage(no one was hurt), a fruit stand, a regular train, a bunch of cardboard boxes, a school(again, no one was hurt and all the children cheered), a razor blade factory, a lemon juice warehouse, a pillow manufacturer and then right into a black hole. Listen for more Episode_013 outtake goodness. 

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Stardust[2007] with our guest RILEY BOWMAN 

 "Tone? What is tone?" said director Matthew Vaughn 

 On a distant planet, exists a prison colony that houses the most wretched and fiendish podcasters known to humankind. Two such rogues, Mack and Peter, make a bold attempt to escape aboard the fantasy adventure "Stardust" express space train from 2007. Our escapees and a railway worker, Riley Bowman, find themselves trapped on the space train with no brakes and seemingly nobody driving. Having discovered the good-for-nothing duo Riley attempts to derail space train to cut short their getaway(how do you derail a space train?). Much to the unlikely trio's surprise, Matthew Vaughn, engineer of the "Stardust" has no plans of stopping or arriving safely at the space train station. ALL ABOARD!! Next stop, Super Movie Ball... 

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Tekken - Blood Vengeance[2011] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 A worldwide martial arts tournament is nearing its final, with a large purse of prize money to the fighter who can defeat Super Movie Ball in the final round of competition. The contest is sponsored by the giant financial group, the C.C. IsLaw. There are eight fighters that remain after winning death matches all over the world. The winner of the tournament will receive The King of the Podcast title. Only one will have a chance at defeating Super Movie Ball and taking home the prize money and fame. Backed in to a corner, Mack, strikes out at 'Tekken: Blood Vengeance' a 2011 Japanese 3D computer-animated film based on the Tekken video game series. Is this an easy takedown or has the battle just begun? 

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The Lift[1983] & Down[2001] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 A phone, a spoon, the carpet, a chair, a light switch, that pencil, a towel, a coffee mug, a tissue and a shoe. What do these items have in common? 1. All of these items are mundane objects. 2. All of these items are trying to kill you. Yes, your fears have been confirmed. Everything around you is out to get you. Paranoia, you say? Hyperbole, you say? Peter, our man in the field investigates if inanimate objects have the capacity for murderous intent. His research thus far has yielded two interesting cases; a 1983 Dutch theatrical release of De Lift(The Lift) about an elevator that begins functioning on a will of its own and a similar case in America that took place in the early part 2001. Have humans created objects that have a goal of wiping out their creators? Or is this just a case of indiscriminate accidents coupled with severe psychosis? Hopefully our stalwart investigator will find out the truth before it i

Showdown[1993] with our guest RILEY BOWMAN 

 Battle Royale...with Cheese!! 

 Normally this is where I describe in creative detail the outlandish exploits of the Super Movie Ball crew. But these guys have just gone off the rails. Listen to this extra special, extra long and extra funny episode of Mack and Peter nearly killing each other and their guest Riley Bowman sitting ringside with a bag of popcorn enjoying the show...and then joins in to the madness. Just listen if don't believe me. 

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Ready Player One[2018] with our bonus guest Jake Crites 

 Super Movie Ball's "quick" take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 Parched winds sculpt a vast desert wasteland that is driven to even harsher limits by the wild denizens that claim the savage terrain. Almost calming in a way, the reddish-blue sands are spread out as far as the eye can reach. Slowing his progress the specks of sand are gradually filling our movie mainstay's boots to the brim. Bearing the obviously spurious moniker of Mack, the aforementioned movie mainstay proceeds as he hunts a man. If only it were just a man besides which he is a wizard. Using the his trusty snare, Mack corners one of the wild denizens and forces an indispensable clue from his cracked lips... "We'd duun hear'd him call'em Jacob, NitPick-Mancer 'n' lord ov dem Critters. Rove eastward 'n' him will'd seeks yur mortal being." Mack now treads carefully for much intrigue and bizarre conduct surround this high level NitPick-Mancer. Much like the setting of the sun this meet

Blade of the Immortal[2017] 

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 Wandering the vast countryside a mysterious warrior seeks out an undisclosed treasure.  Some say he is a ronin, a samurai without lord or master seeking revenge on the makers of horrible and unwatchable films.  While others whisper that he is just a dude named Peter who has this podcast and stuff.  Whether Peter is a masterless swordsman out for personal justice or just some guy who just likes talking about movies is unknown. What is known for sure is that "Blade of the Immortal"[2017] is director Takashi Miike's 100th film.  Whether you are a fan of Miike's signature style of depicting shocking scenes in his films or not it's a real achievement to reach triple digits in filmmaking.  It is clear now that our resident film fencer Peter seeks the one prize all movie lovers seek; a great film.  Does he find what he is looking for in Miike's latest outing?  Spoiler-free talk are just inside this episode, so slash your way in m

Sunshine[2007] with our 1st guest RILEY BOWMAN 

 Be on your guard for the flickering man. 

 In deep, dark caverns our subterranean pair dwell in a familiar realm known as the 1980s. Subsisting on a steady diet of B-grade adventure films and cheesie SciFi flicks this consumption has created stagnation making the cinematic air grow thick. Mack, the loud one, makes no bones about how he feels concerning the surface-world and all its obvious dangers. While Peter, the quiet one, feels there is nothing to fear of surface-world but little good can come from existing amongst its inhabitants. The surface-world, or the new millennium as it is known by most people, is home to all sorts of people but our center of interest hones in on one Riley Bowman, a simple podcaster. A creative and compassionate being, Riley seeks out new destinations and cultures to expand his own personal experiences and have favorable impact with those he comes into contact with. Upon discovery of Mack and Peter, excitement hits Riley, th

Annihilation[2018] 

 Super Movie Ball's quick take episode: Bonus Stage!! 

 Mack, our movie loving buddy, is stuck on a boundless desert of planet known as the modern movie theater. Searching for what else but gems, precious movie gems. Sifting through much of the cinematic trash of late, "Annihilation"[2018] might be what he has been looking for. A second directorial feature from writer/director, Alex Garland. What does our unflinching movie goer find from this psychological science fiction horror film? Spoiler-free tidbits inside this episode, so jump right in my gals and guys! 

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The Risky Business of 80s Movies 

 Why are 80s movies so great? 

 The Agora is Greek for 'open place of assembly’. Later the Agora defined the open-air, often tented, marketplace of a city where merchants had their shops and where craftsmen made and sold their wares. It was in the Agora of Athens that the great philosopher Socrates questioned the market-goers on their understanding of the meaning of life, attracting a crowd of Athenian youth who enjoyed seeing the more pretentious of their elders made fools of. In this marketplace the young poet Aristocles son of Ariston heard Socrates speaking, went and burned all his works, and became the philosopher known as Plato. Today we have Micro Movie Ball. Peter and Mack, our somewhat young movie enthusiasts, ponder the reason why they keep going back to the movie well of the 80s. And why so many properties have been remade, rebooted and reimagined from this crazy decade. Is it just nostalgia or something more? Let's find out. 

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