Sloss And Humphries On The Road

The Royal Rumble of podcast crossovers presenting Amy and Dean of 'The Mild High Club' and Dan Nightingale of 'Have a Word' as they join Humphries in place of the sunburnt Scotsman. Amy overshares an autopsy after Dean's outlaw sperm causes a skirmish and Dan's senile moments spark a DMC about addiction. #7

Why not get your relationship advice from two happily married men. Muggins and Cream talk about break ups, cheating, people who get out of a long term relationship but move straight on to the next one, and of course, people who break up with their partner slag them off to all their pals, then get back together. They also get into how man console each other. #6

The cross over you all wanted but were too scared to suggest incase it went disastrously wrong. Jamie Hutchinson of 'Hot Water Green Room' and 'Climbing into bed with his gran' notoriety steps in for Sloss and tells Kai all about his addiction to being a loser both in gambling and in general. From competing with his mother to have the most pubes to being drowned by his grandad, some stunning lows are hit on the way to the bottom. #5.

Daniel is still on a high from nerding up at Wembley Arena after joining the Critical Roll cast on stage in a virgins wet dream come true. Kai cosplays as middle class but reveals his true identity with the Geordie phrase of encouragement "hawey-man-yi-knaa-yi-wannee" #4 If you haven't already, consider signing up to our Patreon for two day early access on these episodes and an additional bonus episode each week where we think it's acceptable to cross the line completely because a £3 paywall will ward off snakes.

The boys land in Los Angeles and Muggins instantly spins out his body clock. Cream admits Discord is the technology that has left him behind and made him feel like a boomer. They realise the California driving requirements are far more dangerous than their gun laws. #3   Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

We'd like to introduce the viewers / listeners who have recently joined us to Elliot Steel who is the first guest in our new studio but a familiar face to the rest of you. Of course the subject matter circles the drain and doesn't get much past foot fetishes and rimming, but if you're here for anything higher brow than that you've chosen the wrong podcast. Enjoy rolling around with us in the gutter. Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

Staying on topic by way of pun Daniel and Kai keep returning to Sycamore Gap to grieve a dead tree. In a desperate attempt to provide some visual spender within their fresh new studio Kai takes a retinal injury from smelling salts. The boys bleed money by paying for their sins, introducing the ‘Come on Now” jar to fine them for (but not stop them from) crossing the line. #1   Subscribe via Patreon to receive early access, an additional episode every week, entry to the new discord server and a host of other perks, not to mention the encouragement and validation it gives us with every new member.

This is the last unprofessional episode, we're shooting the next one in our pimped out studio with three camera angles, shit hot cameras, with scopes (people call them lenses but I know what they are) so you'll be able to see right up our noses. All the gear and no fucking idea has never rung so true. If you only ever listen to this, it will barely change a bit, apart from the new mic arms that don't fire through the mic every time we readjust. Oh this episode... if I remember right it's very funny, if you're fooled into laughing when we laugh this is a good podcast for you. Daniel has just returned from a gay wedding so of course he feels he's renewed his hall pass to be problematic, this descends into the stomping through a minefield you've come used to after several years in our company. Enjoy. Thank you for propelling us through this journey as we transition into becoming a professional outfit, some proud dads out there watching us graduate.

If you're here to hear Daniel talk about Dispatches / RB then you're in the wrong place. He doesn't talk about it in this episode, and probably won't in the near future. BUT. If you're here for your usual dose of Muggins and Cream being silly boys, crossing the line like they don't see it's there, talking away days in Milan and gay weddings. They also enjoy Australia's open laws on naming babies.

Mark joins Kai on the pod while Daniel is spending his time off doing what he loves most, riding buses and queueing at airports. The boys cast aspersions about the free mason's entry policy and try to rank minority groups as least welcome into the free masonry club. They also go after biker gangs as to not be pussies.   Note: This was recorded before recent events. there is no mention of Dispatches

Daniel wraps up his month as a fringe tourist witnessing a medical emergency and being a pulled on stage as a random audience member, before coming across as a diva on behalf of an Avenger. Kai agonises over a decision to go against his ethics while stoned at the bar.

Concluding a multicultural revolving door of fine guests from the fringe, Muggins and Cream host one of Portugals finest, André De Freitas, right before their very own visit to his country. They talk about meeting the in laws, devils threesomes and mining trauma for art.

Urooj Ashfaq joins Muggins and Cream moments before being nominated for Best Newcomer at the Edinburgh Fringe Festival and going on to win the award. Congratulations to this legend. They talk about India's love for cows, cultural differences when it comes to manners and Daniel's surprisingly good grasp of Hindi.

Back by extremely popular demand Reuben Kaye returns to the podcast, discussing Britney Spears, socialism, smear tests and fish pedicures. Not in that order.

Daniel Sloss interviews his wife Kara using the questions provided by our listeners. Welcome to the podcast's first couples therapy session.

While Muggins continues his 2023 wedding tour Cream is joined by podcast favourite Elliot Steel who is off the blocks at the Edinburgh fringe festival with his new show 'Love and Hate Speech'

Due to our lost luggage setting us back we are releasing this archive Patreon episode as your weekly public ep. If you are looking for inspiration on who to see at the fringe please go see Rueben, he is an absolute delight.  Recorded May 2023 Rueben Kaye joins Muggins in Perth, Australia to dissect the recent events that saw his Sydney show cancelled by the woke right after an innuendo on television was escalated beyond comprehension. After a false finish they come back after the final whistle to cover the coronation, sometimes you're just too busy blaspheming you nearly forget to bring down the monarchy.

Muggins and Cream have successfully outran their luggage as. far as Calgary where it catches up with them covered in gin (spoiler alert, they've since lost it again). Kai tells Daniel about the Bone app (it's actually called 'Biscuit' but there'd be a lot of brackets in these blurbs if we highlighted every inaccuracy)

Muggins and Cream are packing up for Canada with a whisky and a spliff. Kai goes glasses shopping alone and ages himself 15 years. Daniel empathises with Kara for changing her signature. They contemplate Superman's opinion of us all.

Muggins has just turned 40 and Cream is back from a family holiday in 'technically Spain' Tenerife. A lovely little catch up episode with some football chat where they introduce a new rule to improve the game, with plenty of more relatable chat about ageing and water parks.