Amateur Movie Critics Podcast

“So Redford serious question, you bangin muff now. You bangin some muff?…” For this special episode Red, Peter, and special guest host Forest do an in real time commentary on Twilight, while playing the Twilight drinking game. (Rules in below) THE RULES Take a drink when: Bella Shakes her head A vampire shows superhuman power Someone (vampire or human) is attacked Alice has a vision Take a Drink when someone Says: “Bella” “Forks” “Cullen” “Edward” Chug your Drink (continuously) whenever: Edward and Bella Stare at each other a vampire sparkles when Edward and bella are alone in a forest or meadow Finish your drink (or take a shot) when: Edward and Bella kiss If you see the cactus (Cactus Kun!!!) #happyfathersday #sorrymom #spongebob #hashtag #dafthappiness #cut #uncut #dickjokes #smokeweedeveryday #yaaas #yugiohog #bootswiththefir #jakeobwithhisshirtoff #taylorlautner #thanksmomforputtingmymiddlenameastaylor #applebottomjeans #byefelicia #mormons #redwillnotstophashtagging #mukbang #alchohalpoisoni

"And she was like, 'He's just some random cock'" For this special (hiatus) episode Red and Peter hash out season 1 of the (2016-2017) TV show The Magicians. potcast links Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma

"Tomatoes, celery, parsley, cucumber, spinach, Tapatio, salt , and pepper" For this special episode Red and Peter hash out all the past episodes of season 1 and give out awards to the best and worst movies. potcast links Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma past guest hosts (Bad Gay Movies Podcast) @badgaymoviespc (Kat) @yflmd (Daffy) @dafthappiness

"Some dirty guy was playing my Xbox, and I was like you need to leave now!" For this special episode Daffy (of the blog Dafthappiness) joins us once again for our tenth episode tradition of the (syfy original movie night) as we review the (2016) movie Dead 7 Starring Nick Carter, Carrie Keagan, Joey Fatone, Jeff Timmons , A.J. McLean, Erik-Michael Estrada, Lauren Kitt Carter, Chloe Lattanzi, and Debra Wilson Daffy's blog: dafthappiness.tumblr.com Daffy's twitter: @Dafthappiness Twitter: twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma

"Princess Diana died because of you people, Have you not learned!" For this episode Red and the special guest Co-Host Daffy (of the blog DaftHappiness) hash out the (2001) movie The Princess Diaries starring Juli Andrews and Ann Hathaway Daffy's blog: dafthappiness.tumblr.com Daffy's twitter: @Dafthappiness Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma

"Disappointed!!!" For this episode Red and Peter go over the (2010) movie Inception Starring leonardo dicaprio, Ellen Page, Joseph Gordon Levet, and many others. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma

"To Dallas!, why would it be Dallas..... Why....?" For this episode Red and peter hash out the (2016) movie The Danish Girl, starring academy award winning actor Eddie Redmayne potcast links Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com Red: @Redford_Ray Peter: @zenzooma

"That's definitely a guy thing to do, to like tuck your boner." In this episode Peter and Red go over the (2014)Alejandro González Iñárritu movie starring Michael Keaton, Emma Stone, Naomi Wats and many others [Bird Man (or the unexpected virtue of ignorance)]. potcast links Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com videos mentioned: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v7MGUNV8MxU https://vimeo.com/122378469

"I had 30million dollars and I just bought a yacht" For this episode Red and Peter review the (2004) M. Night Shyamalan movie The Village starring bryce dallas howard, joaquin phoenix, adrien brody, and sigourney weaver

"Fuck all of this!" For this episode Red and Peter hash out the (2004) Mike Myers movie The Cat in the Hat.

"Oh, it was a metaphor for his penis..." For this episode Red and Peter dive deep into Zack Snyder's (2011) mental action movie Sucker Punch. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Damn!, you went from Beyoncé to big foot in less than 8 hours!" For this episode Red and Peter go over the (2006) movie Smokin Aces, featuring an all star cast including Ben Affleck, Ryan Reynolds, Ray Liotta, Alecia Keys, Chris Pine, and many more. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Was that shade or reading???" For this very special episode of AMCP, Red and Peter have the hosts of the (Gay Movies Suck podcast) on to rehash the (1983) film Heathers @gaymoviessuckpc #heathers #WinonaRyder #ChristianSlader #ShanonDority Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"I was like how can you do this? and he was like I don't know, I hate myself" For this special episode Red and Peter celebrate the 10th. episode of AMCP with a (Syfy original movie night) by reviewing the (2006) film Abominable. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Suddenly she was thirsty as fuck." This episode Red and Peter hash out the (1999) movie Zenon Girl of the 21st. Century Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"He was the best friend I've every had. And I just killed him!" This episode Red and Peter review the (2010) film 13 Assassins. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Everyone knows what a plumbing wreck is." This episode Red and Peter discuss the 2015 foreign film the wave. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Milk and eegs bitch..." For this episode Red and Peter review the (2010) film Scott Pilgrim Vs the World. Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"She's a mean girl. She's a bitch!" For this very special episode we have our first ever guest host to review the 2004 film Mean Girls Twitter: https://twitter.com/Amateur_Critics Tumblr: http://amateurmoviecriticscast.tumblr.com E-mail: Amateurmoviecritics2016@gmail.com

"Waking up on a literal bed of whors" For this episode, Red and Peter review the 2004 movie Gangs of New York