Planet Lumina: A Weekly Conversation About General Hospital

Lulu and Valentin vie for custody of Charlotte in court, Olivia tries to resurrect Duke in the body of Griffin Munro, then attaches Robin to a bomb, then goes to harass Ava in her home, and GH goes on lockdown as the PCPD tries to make sense of it all.

Nelle pleads her case, but no one is buying, Olivia is exposed, Finn saves the hospital only to suffer an intervention, Sam and Jason meet the baby, and poor Julian gets stuffed in a car trunk.

Nelle and Michael get trapped in a sexy cabin, one Olivia receives a wedding proposal while another Olivia throws a pregnant woman off a bridge,, and Finn promises his lizard that he'll kick his monkey.

It's Valentines Day all week so we are treated to multiple dates, in addition to Sonny threatening to kill Nelle, Carly trying to kill Ava, Julian getting his affairs in order, Valentin saving Anna's life, and multiple depictions of drug abuse.

Ava yells at Sonny, Christina yells at Alexis, Curtis yells at Jordan, Jordan and Andre yell at each other, the Nurse decide to stage a strike, and Nelle and Olivia are knee deep in nefarious schemings.

Nina confronts Anna, Lulu confronts Valentin, Bobby confronts Nelle, Franco confronts Seth, Curtis confronts Jordan, Olivia sponsors Alexis, Felicia spies on Nelle, and Nelle sets her plans in motion.

Nathan and Maxie do some consummating, Anna vaguely remembers jilting Valentin, Liz and Sam team up to find Franco, Alexis finally confesses her alcohol addiction to Sam, and Brad uses Finn's opiate addiction to blackmail him.

Another short week! The Silky Woman revealed! Maxie and Nathan finally tie the knot! Anna has a hunch (snort) about Valentine's identity! And Lulu... Oh, Lulu...

Jason and Curtis get trapped in a fire, Bad news about Claudette, Alexis hallucinates a murder, and Franco and Scottie try to solve a murder mystery.

A man named Buzz is sought and found, Alexis continues to get her buzz on, and we find that the shadowy silky man, is actually a lady in red!

We triumphantly return!

Charlotte's game of musical parents continues, one of Hayden's dads is invited to town, more clues as to Nelle's parentage, Franco traps Tommy Baker in a dog cage, and we get a few more clues about the identity of The Silky Man!

Julian helps Alexis find a new rock bottom, Valentin and Nina make it official, Curtis and Jason dumpster dive for clues, Lulu finds more clues about Charlottes parentage, and we're still waiting for ninjas.

A bonafide Doctor Who reference, banter about Shakespeare, Alexis's ever plummeting rock bottom, and what happens when a Santa costume meets a fur coat.

Thanksgiving is spent getting married, getting evidence, getting drunk, getting blackmailed, getting even, and getting hit by a car.

Griffin and Valentin vie for custody, Alexis blacks out, a lot of talk about a freed rapist, and a mysterious shadowy hand!

The Port Charles Social Experiment introduces new variables, including a deadly pathogen, a paroled rapist, a concerned Aussie, and shady real-estate espionage. Oh, and Sonny brings a gun to the funeral.

Valentin Cassadine arrives in town and tries to charm Nina, offers a job to Alexis, claims paternity of Charlotte, and may be hiding a past association with Ana.

Returning Cassadines, competing investigations, and all of Port Charles tells it like it is about Morgan's death.