You Made It Weird with Pete Holmes

Alison Rosen (Alison Rosen Is Your New Best Friend podcast, Adam Carolla show) was so kind to have Pete as her first guest for her wonderful podcast and they had such a great time that she was FOR SURE going to have to make it weird sooner than later. And she has. Made it weird. Here. THE DICK DOES THE FUCKIN' and other catchphrases await! Get weird, weirdos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Natasha Leggero (comedy, Ugly Americans, The Tonight Show) is one of Pete's (surprise!) absolute favorite people. Hilarious, wonderful and just fucking great. Pete just listened to this episode which he almost never does and loved it and then wrote about it in the third person for you to read here. Many LOLs. A real LOLercoaster! GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Kurt Braunohler (comedy, new comedy gameshow "BUNK"!) is one of Pete's absolute favorite people. Fascinating stories of relationships, comedy, and lots of bad and offensive German accents. I mean, what else do you want?! It's WEIRD FOLKS. WEIRD. Kisses! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's good buddy up-and-coming hilarious comedian Chris Thayer comes by to make it weird and weird it gets made. Seriously a great dude, hilarious dude, and some of the best stories Pete's ever heard. Please enjoy the UNDISCOVERED WEIRDO TREASURE that Pete wants to share with the world. Yes!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Bo Burnham (comedy, "boom boom boom boom") comes by to make it VERY weird and VERY deep and VERY funny about comedy, gender, gender in comedy, life, space, outer space, just... just everything, guys. Please enjoy. Pete sure did. Your turn, weirdos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Chelsea Peretti, Pete's "worst best friend" comes BACK to make it weird a second time, this time playing clips of the many times Pete has mentioned her on the show before and giving her a chance to retort. This is 99% new stuff, weirdos, just with some clips to give us jumping off points. Please enjoy, especially as Chelsea gives a detailed description of how she would kill Pete (they're close friends, we swear!). Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Podcast and comedy giant Adam Carolla was crispy enough to come by and make it weird (thanks to Katie!), and for this we are grateful. Lots of wisdom, laughs and a great reason why you should call and see if a guitar store is open on a Wednesday afternoon before you just drive there assuming they'd be open. GET INTO IT, WEIRDOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Pete's buddy Harris W comes by to make it weird about drugs, comedy writing (Parks and Rec, Eastbound and Down, comedy), sex, God, the whole shebang. It's so great, there's really no need for this intro. PLEASE ENJOY! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Holy cow. Pete knew Shelby Fero was a Twitter monster, but it turns out she's a hilarious and thoughtful delight. A DELIGHT! How she's this legit delightful and EIGHTEEN we'll never know. Not to be ageist. Lots of cool people are young. But she's like OLD cool. You'll see. Lots of "when I was your age" and other weirdness for you to enjoy. Please do so now, weirdos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

DANA GOULD! (The Simpsons, comedy) comes in to make it oh so delightful. A Simpsons writer who's not afraid to talk about his favorite Simpsons quotes, you can imagine Pete enjoyed that. A lot. And we talk about getting kicked in the professional balls, sex, God, kids, comedy, fun, and laughs. GET INTO IT WEIRDOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

David Koechner (Anchorman, Anchorman 2) stops by to make it very weird and very funny and very sweet. Sheesh, what a guy. Pete had such a blast with him he wrote this intro in the third person. Great ep! Get into it, weidos!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Twitter monster Rob Delaney comes in to make it weird and talk origins, singing the national anthem and babies. It's a weird one, folks. I mean, for real. Stop reading this and PLEASE ENJOY, WEIRDOS! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

THANK YOU to all the weirdos that came out to this live taping at the Gramercy Theater in NYC!! Michael Ian Black, Jim Gaffigan, Jessi Klein and Matt McCarthy come and get weird live-style, plus SPECIAL DROP IN(s). Yes!! Such a fun one. Please enjoy, you weirdos!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Patrick Walsh (writer! friend! talking chicken!) is one of the funniest people Pete has ever known in his life. They wrote on Outsourced together where they came up with a bevy of personal jokes that crack them up to this day, many of which are shared in this ep. They also discuss his coming up and becoming a writer on Always Sunny in Philadelphia and Two Broke Girls as well as some of the funniest personal stories I think a weirdo would ever want to hear. Get into it you weirdos!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Improv and comedy LEGEND, dare I say LEGEND, yes indeed I do dare, Matt Besser (UCB, comedy) comes in and gets real, deep and weird in record time. Please enjoy, weirdos!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Some weirdos have been requesting more up-and-coming and less "established" comedians for a glimpse into the beginnings of standup and Mike Lawrence, although he has appeared on John Oliver's New York Standup Show and taped Conan shortly after recording this episode, at least somewhat fits that bill. A super weird guy and a super interesting and hilarious guy. Please enjoy you weirdos! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Myq Kaplan (Last Comic Standing, Vegan Mind Meld, comedy), and I know we say this a lot but FOR SERIOUS, gets real weird in this episode. Non-monogomy and other serious or deep things come up somehow amidst a sea of jokes. Just a SEA of them. A quick, deep mind. Get into it! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Duncan Trussell (The Duncan Trussell Family Hour podcast, comedy, the multiverse) is one of the most interesting people Pete has ever met and after Pete's appearance on his podcast, Pete couldn't wait to get him on YMIW. And it. Gets. REAL WEIRD. Please enjoy!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Larry Miller (Seinfeld, Christopher Guest's movies, comedy) comes by and makes it both delightful (another wonderful happily married man to join the ranks of Greg Fitzsimmons and Gaffigan before him!) and weird. This episode made Pete happy inside. He hopes it does the same for you, weirdos!! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.

Nikki Glaser (Last Comic Standing, You Had To Be There podcast) is one of the best, funniest and most interesting comedians we've had on to make it weird. Good lord it gets weird. I'm not just saying that. This one goes some places that made Pete's face all flush. And we left it in. Because that's what we do. Incredible episode. Please enjoy! Learn more about your ad choices. Visit megaphone.fm/adchoicesSee omnystudio.com/listener for privacy information.